I woke up this morning and my greatest fear come true,
The sky was black when it should have been blue,
Why did the sun not rise from the east,
I got dressed so I could talk with the priest.
I threw on my clothes and put on my shoes,
I dashed to my car with no time to lose,
I drove down the street with such a velocity,
Fearing that Satan had caused this atrocity.
I parked at the church and ran in the door,
I could not find the Father but I heard a loud snore,
I followed the sound to the second row pew,
And I awoke the Father and said what I knew.
He looked at me with such long stare,
Then he opened his Bible and said short prayer,
He stood me up then told me to walk,
Thats when he stopped and pointed to the clock.
The reason he said the sun does not shine,
Because the clock still reads two thirty-nine,
Embarrassed and ashamed I went home and laid in my bed,
Thats when I noticed the clock batteries were dead
