The Cork . .
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room
taking
a shower after their bomb making class, when
one notices the
other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the
second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you
not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first
Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my
butt."
"I do not understand," said the
other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking
along
the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp.
There was a puff
of smoke, and then a huge old man in an
American flag attire
with a white beard and top hat came boiling
out. He said,
"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant
you one
wish."
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless America
