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Miss Bea, the chruch organist, was in her eighties and never been married.She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.The pastor cam to call on her one afternnon early in the spring,and she welcomed him into her victorian parlor.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.AS he sat facing ger old pump oragan,the young minister nocticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it,filled with water.In the water floated, of all things,a condom.Imagine his shock and surprise.Imagine his curosity!Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something..!When she returned with tea and cookies,they began to chat.The pastor tried to stife his curosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soonit got tothe better of him,anf he could resist no longer."Miss Bea,"he said," i WONDER IF you would tell me about this?"(pointing to the bowl)."Oh yes",she replied,"isnt it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and i found this little package on the ground.The directions said to put it on the organ,keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.And you know.. I havent had a cold all winter."
