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Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theater, and his assassin ran, and hid in a warehouse Kennedy was shot from a warehouse, and his assassin ran, and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause, hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading!

I found this on google. Along with so many riders that are putting on a special ride in the honor of Charlie! I am so choked up. It is so amazing how many people are coming to support him because of who he was and what he fought for.... Freedom! Thank you to everyone that has been supporting me this past week. It has been difficult and I am working through it. Tomorrow is the service and then it will be time to try and move forward with a sence of peace and positive thoughts and reflection. ~read on~ This past Sunday evening (Nov. 12, 2006) a regular Army soldier assigned to Ft. McCoy and living in Sparta took his own life. He returned from a tour in Iraq just a few months ago. He leaves behind a wife of many years and 3 children, ages 12, 13, and 15. He was a Harley rider and may have recently joined the PGR. Since he was not "KIA" his demise and name will not show up on the DOD news releases. The Army's public affairs office will be issuing an obituary and news release either today or tomorrow (11-15-06). His family is staying with us while their home is being cleaned up and sanitized. They're requesting a PGR presence. SFC Charles Beeler, age 39, passed away on Sunday November 12th, 2006 at approximately 11:00 p.m. Services as follows: Lantham-Smith Funeral Home, 106 W. Franklin St, Sparta, WI. Visitation on Friday, November 17th, 2006, beginning at 11:30 a.m. Services will follow at the funeral home at 1:00 p.m. with burial immediately after the service at Woodlawn Cemetery. This cemetery is a mere few blocks north of downtown Sparta on Water Street. For all practical purposes, the funeral home is also on Water Street on the north end of the business district. Water Street is the 2nd stop & go light (when traveling Hwy 16 west to east) through Sparta. The Army Casualty Assistance Officer is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. Charlie and I were very close friends, as were many local bikers. A number of them intend to ride in the funeral procession and are more than willing to join with PGR riders. Most won't have their own flags but will gladly stand a flag line - a few extra flags would be welcome. The last time I checked, Friday's weather is forecast to be a high of 42 but otherwise tolerable - some clouds maybe but no snow or rain. I can be reached at either XXX-XXX-XXXX(home) or XXX-XXXX (La Crosse area cell phone). Respectfully, Rich Fink, SCPO (USN-retired) Sparta, WI" Rich has taken on the task of Temporay Ride Captain. Specific mission info to follow. I know he did not die on the battlefield, but it seems he had a battle that he felt he could not win. Let us stand for the family. Henry Lange WI SC

Everyone has been wondering what is going on with me and why I have not been online much during the week. Here's why... On monday morning I got to work and got notified that my friend and coworker had committed Suicide on Sunday evening. Which not only was extremely devisitating but also a true shock! He never showed any signs of depression. Always the jokester, and very mellow and laid back. Never seemed to have a care in the world. Very caring about everyone, going out of his way to make sure that you were alright. A true friend. He was always the type of person that you wished everyone to be. On Sunday evening he got into a fight with his wife. Left and went to the bar. Came home extremely drunk, proceeding to continue the fight. Both he and his wife ended up throwing punches and their three kids broke it up. Charlie sat his wife down on the couch, sent the kids off to their rooms and once the kids were on their way out of the room he grabbed his deer rifle and blew his head off. Not only did his wife have to witness this but one of their kids had turned around coming back towards the living room and saw it too. This is probably the most shocking and tragic deaths of a loved one that I have encountered. No death is easy. But I have lost comrads in Iraq, family members to brain tumors, cancer and all. This tops it. So this week has been extremely difficult and I will be up and running somewhat normal soon. To those that I have already talked with one on one about. Thank you very much for your support! It has helped this go a little smoother. Just remember that no matter how bad you think that life has gotten, it is not worth losing yours. It is a permanent solution to a very temperary problem. xx Ariel

Thank you for making me safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy by sending me your chain letters over the last few years. Because of your concern: * I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. * I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. * I no longer drink anything OUT of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. * I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. * I no longer go to movies because I could SIT on a needle infected with AIDS. * I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get PRICKED with a needle infected with AIDS. * I no longer use cancer causing deodorants, even though I smell like a wet dog on a hot day. * I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. * I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaida in disguise. * I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops. * I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. * I no longer eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they contain will turn us all gay. * I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. * I no longer look at the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. * I no longer have a cell phone but that will change once I receive my new, free Ericcson phone. * I no longer have any sneakers but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. * I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. * I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. * I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl about to die in the hospital for the 1,000th time. * I no longer have any money but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me since I participated in their special e-mail program. I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!!! Now if you DON'T send this blog to at least 1,200 people in the next 60 seconds a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 pm this afternoon. And I know this is true because my brother's friend's next-door-neighbor's sister didn't send out this email in time, and she's STILL having problems getting the bird poop out of her hair!! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.......... Well, Shit Happens!!!