A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables. When he picked up
a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied
voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off,
and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, and
then clicked the light on and began searching for more
valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room,
his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked,
"I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of idiot would
name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of idiot that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
