1. Get off your lazy ass and stop using scrunchies!
2. No, I will not put out for a steak dinner and a Charm's Blowpop!
3. If I don't talk to you for a few days, I am not playing games. I just think you are really creepy and I don't want to hurt your feelings by telling you.
4. If someone sends you a picture and describes it as "The Caverns" don't fall for it. They do not mean a natural formation (Thanks Ron and Angie!)
5. Unless you are going to a costume party, banana clips are unacceptable.
6. You are not Poppin Fresh, so get rid of the muffin tops! PLEASE!!!
7. Beware of the gnomes!
8. Wash your hands before you touch my sister, you dirty raisin!!!!!
9. I don't care what your "real" name is, now you are TICO!
10. Two words..."chicken dance"!
11. Its fun to play the light weight on a date....he won't know what advantage hit him...tee hee
(and be careful, it hurts the man feelings if you drink him under the table)
12. Who said you need a dictionary when you have a cigarette in your hand?
13. If it pertains to clothing the answer is ALWAYS, "NO"
14. We let you have football, don't bug us during Greys Anatomy and Desperate Housewives
15. The four answers to every question goes as follows but not necessarily in that order:
1) yes
2) no
3) I have a headache
4) fucking hell! I thought that was a drinking game!
PLEASE COMMIT THOSE TO MEMORY, FLASH CARDS ARE NOT ALLOWED
LASTLY NEVER FORGET:
16. I don't have to have a bad day in order for you to give me a hug.
