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Somebody talk to me! I'm bored! My eye is in pain and I have no clue why. I haven't talked to anybody on my friends/family/fans list in forever! Please...?
YEZ THAT IZ SUM TWINKEZ! I luv teh twinkez... *ahem* anyways I feel like ranting about the abnorm... so here it goes... FUCK YOU! Everyone who drives a car that is... and sexy women that shut me down without reason, but thats another story... anyway I say this because I walk almost everywhere I go... its bad enough that my air is already being polluted by toxic waste and smokers, but also by people who are TOO FUCKING LAZY to walk 5 FUCKING BLOCKS away from their house, and people complain about the frequent obesity in america, if we all just get up and off out lazy asses once in a while it wouldn't be a problem. Stop sueing restraunts and fast-food-franchises and actually do some WORKING OUT and not SITTING DOWN AND EATING YOUR FUCKING FRIES YOU FAT SONS OF BITCHES! This isn't directed at anyone, its just I'm tired of hearing people complain about things and pointing fingers at other people about things that are THEIR OWN FUCKING FAULTS!... thank you for your time, and fuck you, America... right in the anus with ALL MY PENIS!
Well, setting things on fire is fun. ALMOST as fun as kicking babies... but then again kicking babies is like, the most fun thing EVER. I also hate being ignored... or being thought of as a homosexual... which I'm not. Me being ignored is like beating a badger with a fish in a cage, not only is it retarded, but it serves no perpous, plus its not the kind of thing poeple want. The other day I saw a squirrel... it was an ALBINO squirrel... with lazers... that shot out of all 18 of its ungodly demon nipples. THEN I realised it wasn't a squirrel, but some kind of tentacle beast only seen in the most horrible pornographic films ever. I then ripped off my shirt and proceeded to make sweet love with it. Then we got married and I killed it with an evil lazer... that came from my penis.
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