Its a new year and I have emerged into this fray with little clue as to how its going to turn out but that doesn't mean I as 'fresh' as this place labels me... fubar...facebook...myspace...aol...more of the same in many different facades and as one who not necessarily created the internet but was very much responsible for making the original world wide web as expansive as it has become I revisit the same party in new digs...
(Fade in from black to not so typical modern day bachelor pad)
Hark! What light through yonder window breaks (sound of glass shattering!) it is a brick, with a note..... from Juliet (that wench!) 'Romeo.... oh Romeo....... WHERE THE HELL ARE YA! I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THE CORNER BY THE BUS STOP FOR OVER AND HOUR YOU DEADBEAT!.....' (sound of crumpling paper and an over the shoulder toss to the trash that is nothin' but ash can..... (he shouts through the broken glass) 'Keep yer panties on you tutonic titwillow!
...and scene.....
...and so it begins folks... a mad dash to pick up points by dumping my mental milkshake upon those to bored to play another level in World of WarCraft and find themselves searching for something to critique to pass the hours....
....did you bring your TUMS and your own Whoopie Cusion???? GOOD!!!
...more later!
