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Lesbain Jokes

Q: What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A: A licker cabinet. Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A: A Klondyke. Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? A: Militia Etheridge. Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? A: Fur Traders. Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A: A Lickalotapuss. Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? A: Well Hung. Q: Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake. Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls. Q: What do you call lesbian twins? A: Lick-a-likes. Q: What's the definition of confusion? A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. Q: What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker. Q: What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? A: 100 people that don't do dick.

In pieces . . . . . .

Anger, frustration, rage in your face I wish I could see you again, put you in your place. All this because of you. I wished you truly loved me.. I wish I could love you too. When I think of you I go blank. You might as well put a sword to my back & made me walk the plank. From birth you have destroyed me, left me in pieces. What do I do & what can I be when everything I am was taken from me? How can you so this to one you created? From my life now you have slowly faded I have some one know who is helping me cope. Some thing in my life that is giving me hope. I also have a daughter I raise as though she is my own. I pray I show her nothing I have been shown. She deserves better than What I had * maybe more that I can give. I will NEVER make her dread every day that she lives!!!!
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