737247's blog: "The Auction So Far"

created on 01/15/2008 | http://fubar.com/the-auction-so-far/b178622

posted on 01/23/2008&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;04:01&nbs-08:00;pm

The Auction Of Doom
http://fubar.com/the-auction-of-doom/b178622-686177

Mark Murderous says:

ok what do I have to offer you fine folks??? I guess not alot because I'm already getting bids because the side of mah head is so Sexy. Ok Ok Ok Time to get serious, This is what yr hard earned Fu Dollars & Above will get you:
1. All out rate fest on yr page. Like Woah!! 2. Ownership Of Muah for a Decade!!! (Ok a Month) 3. All kinds of super awesome comments on yr page. 4. An autographed picture of mah Brown Eye. (Optional) 5. Pictures of me in Sexy Undies (May be Photo Shopped) 6. A Personalized Hand Drawn Salute. (See my Salutes) 7. A Personal Photoshop Bitch! 8. I'll be yr personal motivational speech therapy coach (If Needed) 9. Personal Bodyguard and Profile Pimper. 10.One Fu Buck. TURN ME ON!!!