An atheist was walking in the forest admiring the trees and the flowers. he stopped to watch some fish in a large stream when from behind him the bushes started rustling when he turned to see what the commotion was he was terrified to see a giant grizzly bear come charging right towards him he started running as fast as he could but the bear was right on his heals when he tripped as he rolled over to get up the bear knocked him back down. It put one huge paw on his chest raised it's right paw to deliver the killing blow. the atheist screamed out "oh God " then every thing froze the birds in the trees the waves in the stream the bear in mid strike. The man was bathed in pure light and from that light came a voice that said "you have spent your life telling people I don't exist now you expect me to help you?" the man stared in to the light and replied no because that would make me into a hypocrite I ask that you make the bear into a Christian God said let it be so. Time started back the birds were singing the stream was flowing the bear lowered his paw looked at the man put his paws back together in prayer the man saw his chance as he got up he heard the bear say "dear God I thank you for the food I'm about to eat....."
