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HuggableLovableKissableJen Fu Wife 2 Bri...'s blog: "Fubar Lover!"

created on 11/30/2006  |  http://fubar.com/fubar-lover/b29712  |  1 followers
The 11 fuck yous of fubar Fuck you number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHT BULLETINS ON FUBAR. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE, DUMBASS. Fuck You number TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number THREE Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you felt the pictures were ugly, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FOUR NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FIVE Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top Friends'. Who cares?!? ITS FUBAR!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SEVEN ANYONE WHO IS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 who have FUBAR and look like sluts, and act like whores; Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents - Quit blaming FUBAR for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before FUBAR, and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it! Fuck you number EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true FUBAR Friend. Real friends read their bulletins, except for the ones about those fucking ringtones.... Fuck you number NINE I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains Fuck you number TEN If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom- IT'S NOT REAL!!!!!!- quit being dumb! Fuck you number ELEVEN. FUBAR was created to keep up with friends. Quit trying to CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!!!!! Come on now people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
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