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THAT GUY....

AIGHT, BEEN THINKKING ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS WHILE WATCHING KOVIES. I KNOW, SHOULDN'T DO IT, BUT I'VE BEEN DRINKING!!! I'M THAT IN BETWEEN FUCK GUY. YOU KNOW THE ONE. YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH YOUR MAN, AND YOU NEED SOME DICK. I'M THAT GUY, NO I'M NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH. I'M THAT GUY YOU SEE AT THE BAR THAT YOU THINK IS KINDA KEWL, BUT YOU WOULD NEVER DATE. TASTE IN MOVIES, LIKES MUSIC, AND CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH. SOMEWHAT APPEALING, RIGHT RIGHT?!? YOU DRINK A LITTLE BIT, YOU COME OVER AND TALK, AND NEXT YOU KNOW WE ARE AT YOUR HOUSE FUCKIGN IN FRONT OF PICTURES OF THE GUY WHO HAS PISSED YOU OFF. I'M NOT SAYING I HATE THIS, IN FACT SOME OF THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD. PROBLEM IS, THEN YOU REALIZE, WE DON'T LIKE THE SAME MUSIC, ALL YOUR FIRIENDS HATE ME, AND IF YOU EVER ADMITTED TO LIKING ME YOU WOULD GET HELL FROM EVERYONE UNDER THE SUN. I'M THAT GUY IN BETWEEN YOUR LAST FUCK UP AND YOUR NEW ONE. THE ONE YOU COMPARE YOUR LAST MAN TO, TO THE ONE YOUR ABOUT TO MARRY OR SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH. THAT GO BETWEEN THAT'S BETTER THEN WHAT YOU, BUT NOT EXACTALLY WHAT YOU WANTED. THE GUY A CHICK DATES, THAT WILL: SPEND ALL HIS MONEY ON, AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY, BITCH ABOUT THE LAST DUDE YOU WERE FUCKING WITH, AND THE GO BETWEEN THAT MAKES FUCKING THE NEW GUY YOUR WITH SEEM LIKE A "YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS, ED MCMANN TYPE OF BULLSHIT!!" IF YOUR A FEMALE AND READING THIS I KNOW YOUR SAYING ONE OF TWO THINGS. 1ST"YOUR SO FUCKING WRONG IT ISN'T FUNNY, I GAVE YOU SEX OUT OF PITY AND DESPERATION. OR 2ND" WHY ARE YOU BITCHING, AT LEAST I GAVE YOU SOME..." SORRY IT'S HOLLOW BUT IT'S THE TRUTH. I'VE COME TO REALIZE THAT I'LL NEVER FIND THAT "IT" GIRL!! THE ONE WHO LIKES TO DRINK, THE ONE THAT ENJOYS MOVIES, THE ONE WHO DOESN'T CARE THAT I POST BULSHIT PHOTS OF US ON THE COMPUTER. THE ONE THAT CAN HOANG WITH MY FRIENDS AND NOT GET JEALOUS CAUSE I CAN DRINK MORE THEN HER. SO IF YOUR FUCKING UP SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS PERFECT, OR YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO FUCK SOMETHING UP THAT WAS ONCE PERFECT, I'M YOUR MAN!!! EHARMONY.COM HAS NOTHIGN ON ME, CAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I KNOW THIS IS TRUTCH. I'M A SHORT TERM MAN, AND IN ALL HONESTY I'VE STTLED FOR THAT. MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN AREN'T IN MY FUTURE. A LAME FUCK AROUND IN ORDER TO FORGET YOUR PAST, AND HELP YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU DO WANT, THAT'S ME!!! CALL ME, OR SET YOUR FRIENDS UP WITH ME, THEN BLOW ME OFF, AND CALL ME EVERY NAME UNDER THE SUN TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER, HERE I AM!! YAY YOU!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S NAKED, AND BEING BRUTALLY HONEST!!
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