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young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys." "He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted, "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..." Granny fainted! ...
ok, this is so i don't have to repeat the story over n over, and yes i know the details are pretty sketchy, sorry....thats just how it goes.......
early last week, i was involved in a fight, a girl, (stupid bitch) jump at me, and got my finger in her mouth, she proceeded to try biting it off, and so i did what i had to do to get my finger outta her mouth, sorry that she bit off more than she could chew ( no pun intended)...SHE STARTED IT.......she then calls the cops, YES, she is in worse shape than me, her face i guess is busted up, now she's trying to file assault charges against me.....outcome still pending
this is of course a very condensed version, finger still hurts to type too much.......i'll blog more when i know more
