Me and a few friends were set to go to our high school reunion. It was me, DONNIE DEMONSEED, DARRICK, & TOMMY in one car and MAJIK, CHEF JAY, & BIG PAPI in another car. We didn't have STRUMMER ride with us because he always thinks he's THE BOSS.(plus he always got us LOST) LOL We were all together again like when we were in the breaking dancing club called STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH. Only SMACKER wasn't going to be there since he was in Rehab due to being hooked on an ANTIDEPRESSANT.(& he had the FLU)
Just before we got there Tommy started to get ROADRAGE because a guy cut him off. NO ONE knew why since it wasn't a big deal. We all thought maybe cause of the SUMMER heat. We calmed him down and went to The ARKHAM hotel.
This place was jumping !!! All the same girls were there. PIXIE, MONICA THE GREAT, JENUHPHUR, VANESSA, and EVIL ASH were looking like SEXYMOMMA's. And boy were they being FIESTY and KINKYGIRL's. SEDUCTION was in the air. ROBIN's TA TA's were looking real good too. It took everything I had to QUITTA looking at them.
The band was a group called "CAPTAIN COOTERS been BLUDGEONed" playing their hit song "WHOREMASTER has a VIRUS". Everyone was doing the old dances from high school. We did the MISFIT, the SHAKE and the KRISFIX. Of course we were all feeling good since this guy SCHAD went into STEALTH mode and SPIKECOONED the JUICE with RUMBDUMB and this new vodka called RUSSIAN FOX. We were all drunk like DONKEYPIGS. HELLYION was trying to TEACH us the dance called the J-ROXX. (boy I'd like to DRILL her with my MCBOING BOING & SPARKLYBALLS)
With the night winding down I found myself dancing with this ANGEL named ZENA to this old Lionel Richie song. She was giving me STRAWBERRI KISSES and making feel like SUPERMAN. I knew the night was gonna end right ! All I could think in my head was "GOD BLESS TEXAS" !!!
PEACEY, I'm out,
THE BULLY
