EvlKitten's blog: " Tequila Christmas Cake"

You know i have been thinking .... guys this might offend you in some way i am sorry just ranting .... why is it the first time u meet a guy and omg they are like the perfect person in every way sweet caring and everything but after they get what they want boom just like that they change ... they try to hide it and cover it up ... guess what boys i see through it .. so yeah if u r just wanting me for viewing pleasure get the fuck out of my life i dont need it .... for the other who are wanting to know me and wanting to love me for me hell yeah u r more than welcome....ooo another one ... a guy meets u and think u r great and beautifuland then they find another piece of ass like 10 times better and then they have nothing to do wit you.... maybe i am just like thinking about stuff that dosent happen but i am sorry i cant help but wonder when a guy tells u they love u just dont turn around and have another chick on the side sayin the same things to..... for the boys out there be a fucking man and tell the truth! ok yeah i think i am gonna be done lol much love to all!!

Tequila Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. CHERRY MISTMAS