Ten Worst Things to Hear At a Tattoo Parlor
10. "EAGLE? I thought you said BEAGLE."
9. "We're all out of red, so I used pink."
8. "There are 2 o's in Bob, right?'
7. "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the little boat."
6. "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."
5. "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
4. "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here mam."
3. "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
2. "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice
waving effect."
AND THE .1 WORST THING TO HEAR AT THE TATOO PARLOR IS...
"OOPS"
