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64 Year Old · Male · From Crystal Lake, IL · Joined on May 22, 2016 · Born on December 6th · I have a crush on someone!
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64 Year Old · Male · From Crystal Lake, IL · Joined on May 22, 2016 · Born on December 6th · I have a crush on someone!
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Co-Dependent male, 6’1, 170, seeks woman for long term relationship. This is your chance to have exactly the man you are looking for! No need to wonder if we are compatible, share interests or have the same long term goals. Your interests will be my interests, your long term goals will be my long term goals. You like long walks on the beach? Then I do too! You don’t like long walks on the beach? Then I don’t either! All that is needed to make this relationship successful is for you to tell me who you want me to be. I am ready for this and am fully committed to liking whatever it is that you would like me to like! I just want to wake up next to a woman, look her in the eyes and ask “Honey, how am I today?†I am ready to be the reason you are happy, unhappy, sad, dissatisfied, angry, the reason your friends don’t come around anymore, why you don’t have time for yourself, why you drink too much, why you do drugs, why you lost your job, etc…etc… I will be there for you. You define me, baby. So if you are interested in absolving yourself of any and all personal responsibility for the state of your life, I’m the man for you! I look forward to hearing from you. Don’t I??http://mhhauto.com/

64 Year Old · Male · From Crystal Lake, IL · Joined on May 22, 2016 · Born on December 6th · I have a crush on someone!
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A little about me........
I'm different, patient, funny, loyal, confident,twisted, busy.
I go to work M-F and enjoy it, single parent my 5 year old daughter and 16 year old son.read, listen to music, do laundry, home repair, computer repair,make gadgets , look for love, do dishes, hatch plans, get inspired, teach my daughter, sweep the floor, laugh at myself, tell bad jokes, do more laundry, spend too much time in Home Depot,Harbor Freight,Radio Shack,Ace Hardware, Goodwill and Savers,play "chutes and ladders", do little mermaid puzzles, do mentoring, look ahead(at behinds), listen to NPR,put laundry in dryer, phone children(7 ),achieve goals, love people,listen, hear,make Mickey Mouse pancakes,repair heavy trucks,avoid truck drivers,crack software,ride bicycle,do favors , be for this and against that,, communicate, get amazed, have an epiphany, use spell check, do more dishes, re-install windows,check my email, ebay,write satire,re-assess core values,build book shelves,get lonely,snap out of it,reverse engineer,amaze my daughter,look for my glasses,fold laundry,find my glasses ,think Jimmy Carter is the greatest ex President, ponder the Keith Richards "Alive or Dead?" question, copyright infringe, track torrents, stick it to "The Man", etc,etc.....
I’m really good at my profession, using words,resolving conflict,little mermaid puzzles,singing off-key, admiring talented people, with my hands,being happy for my friends,admitting mistakes,elegant solutions,cutting to the "chase."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
John Irving,Al Franken,Mark Twian,James Mishner,Robert Morris,John Updike are some of my favored authors. I like old movies. I like ALL music. My favorite foods are salads and anything someone makes for me just because they think I will like it. Its such a sweet thing to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about the future and virtually no time worrying about the past.

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