Teddy Bears Make The Best Friends Because:
The don't tell you that you have bad breath.
They never borrow Money.
They never beat you at checkers.
They don't complain when you eat potato chips in bed.
They don't laugh at your clothes.
They never borrow your favorite sweater.
They don't outgrow you intellectually.
They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies.
They're never disloyal,critical,or ungrateful.
They never interrupt you when you're talking.
They never tell you that you are fat.
Thye dont eat all the popcorn at the movies.
They don't get jealous of your other friends,
They don't tell you how to drive.
They don't hog the bathroom.
They don't embarass you at parties.
They never leave dirty socks on the floor.
They don't get sick.
They never say "I told you so."
They arent't noisy and they don't have fleas.
They listen to all of your problems.
They are always ready to give you a hug.
They always love you just the way you are.