Good Morning…..
Here’s the deal, I was to a point in mellow, mellow land where I had decided just to write good morning down. Mostly do to lack of. Well, not what you think but I like your way of thinking, keeps me frisky, but, more so on lack of good stuff to critic. I mean this writer’s strike is and has been my best ally and here is my thought process in that little tidbit of misfortune. I know that the writers strike really is only based around TV and Movies and really doesn’t stretch over to News Articles or Magazines.. But, with that said, it looks like sorcerer’s of the type written word are taking it into their own to write more garbage articles then we can digest in one sitting. Here is the latest. I also feel like a nincompoop by the way they write the article, or is it the dog gone producers and editors? I feel they feel we are too stupid to understand news worthy items so they throw goofy crap our way. Today’s slice of goofy crap is this. It was found under the tab : ALSO ON MSN, which I wished anymore they would make that feature re-titled : Todays Crap! The article I am referring to is this one, “Does your dog fear shots” I almost want to send a reply saying : “No, she loves them, especially Demerol and any hallucinatory drug I can put in her… My god yes dogs fear shot, Hell I fear shots. They hurt!!! What kind of idiot ask’s that stupid question? So like a numb nut I click on the article. Oh, because I am stupid and feel lemminishtic today (yes another new word from the Funk and Marty’s dictionary) to follow through with the article and once I land on the sight I see that the procrastinator of the article goes on to teach husbandry procedures… Now I know why we husbands are referred to as dogs!!!! I almost feel like I should sit up and beg for dinner… that I make myself!!!...Holey crap where did this soap box come from and how the hell do I get down? So I read on and this person Kathy Sdao (ok here is where I draw the line, if you name has only 4 letters in it at least make the name after something) What the hell is a Sdao? … ok, no idea and moving on… so Kathy teaches husbandry to dogs, and I am wondering if her husband barks? The woman claims that dogs fear shots because they are not taught not to… Well heavens woman! That needle hurts? If someone comes at me poking and prodding and oh by the way it HURTS!!! Well yes I am going to bite them… well not me.. I Mize well she teaches husbandry to dogs, so we husbands must be barkers.. I just don’t want a dog to look at me with those big sad brown eyes and say, dude!!!! Hey your neglecting my shot need, lets get on the wagon and get going I need needles… oh and I want that big ole long one, you know the one, where the needle inters the room and you don’t see the syringe end of it for like three days… Yes I understand the fact that a fearful dog, cat, child.. ME!!! Will move when being administered a shot… Administered… gee-wis I am using words just a little taller then me now… and the height of this soap box is like way up there… I need down, I am getting dizzy… So in conclusion… writers strike be over with would ya, I want my dog scared ok!!! And Teaching Husbandry to animals is just…(yes I know what the word means) You thought I totally lost it didn’t you? Well This I did find… Have a wonderful day and beware of Needles, the dog is just a prop…
A huge hug and numerous pats…
Mart
