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Working from the comfort of your couch can't really be bad, right? Emails and spreadsheets and phone calls sans the career-inflicted stress of 2010. It's a good start to the new year in a lot of ways. Plus, I had pizza for lunch. I'm always happy when I have carbs! Carbs have left an impression on me.. and my thighs.
I think I give the wrong impression online sometimes. This I find quite strange, because I'm a pretty matter-of-fact person. I'm upfront about how I feel about things and what people can expect, or not expect, from me. I'm not here to hurt feelings, step on toes, get involved in your drama, kiss your ass, or play your games. I probably won't show any exceptional emotions. I'm not here to piss you off. I'm not even here to piss off your girlfriend, even though that sounds like a lot of fun if she's a total bitch. Even then, I wouldn't do it intentionally. I probably think you're a good person, at least one that is fun and/or entertaining and/or interesting to talk to, and I might even care about you more than I care about some people I know face to face.. and that is all I have the capacity for. I don't think I should have such an impact on your life, but if there must be, when I am around and have some sort of determinable attention span, I hope it's at least a semi-decent one. I'm a nerd. I do dumb things for kicks and voluntarily make a fool of myself. I say what I mean and mean what I say. It's pretty cool if that puts a smile on your face from time to time. That's really all I'm here for.
Say what you mean, mean what you say. I wish more people were like that. I'm pretty sick of people that say one thing, but then do other things that completely contradict the words said to begin with. I'm not the most trusting person in the world, and saying something that you can't back up definitely isn't the way to get me to believe that you're not completely full of shit. If you're a storyteller, just say so.
I'm watching Toy Story 3. After giggling my way through 1 and 2 when I glanced up long enough from work projects today, I was hoping to end my night in a similar fashion, but I'm thinking that the end to this marathon isn't going to be as happy as it began. Sarright, I'm still a fan even if a movie makes me cry. Yes, Disney makes me cry! Wut?!
Movie marathons are much more fun when you're enjoying them with someone else. Le sigh. Maybe I shouldn't be such a loner hermit, but damn, sometimes I like it. Watching movies from the comfort of your couch can't really be bad, right?
