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Dreamingaboutyou's blog: "Just 4 Fun"

created on 12/27/2007  |  http://fubar.com/just-4-fun/b172204

tall tale? lol

One night, a dark and rainy night, everyone was asleep in the house. Their house was in the backwoods of Arkansas, set on top of a not so high hill overlooking a fast running creek at the bottom of the ravine. They had a garden and it was constantly being raided by deer and other vermine. In the middle of the night they were awakened by a comotion outside. Grandpa grabbed a latern and went outside to check it out and saw a bear, a very large grizzly bear, going after their mule. He picked up a rock and charged the bear. As soon as he was close enough he threw it and bounced it off the bears shoulder. The bear turned its attention to him and charged. Grandpa turned and headed back to the security and safety of the house, got the door bolted just in time. They did not have bolts on their doors like we do. This was a bolt like the kind in the old western movies, a board thats fits into a hooks on both sides of the door. But the bear was going crazy slamming its body against the door until the board broke. Grandpa grabbed a long knife but only to have it knocked out of his hand as the bear grabbed him. His chest, arms and neck bleeding, clawed from the razor sharp talon like claws they thrashed around on the floor what seemed like hours. Grandma and all 14 kids huddled together in their only bed. All their whailing and screeming only seemed to make the bear more determined to make Grandpa his midnight snack. When some how Grandpa managed to get a choke hold on the bears neck, the bear still clawing and fighting to its very end. Only then it was quiet enough for him to hear their sobs as the all ran to him and struggled to stop the bleeding. Grandpa fainted at some point and when he awoke, he was still madder than hell at the bear. He Dragged it outside, skinned and butchered it. Then went to bed for a whole day. Got up and put Grandma to work cooking the meat. It took Grandpa two whole days to eat every ounce of the bear meat by himself. When the kids got to their one room school house, they told them what happened. No one believed them and accused them all of lieing and telling tall tales. So the next day they talked Grandpa into going to school to show the class his wounds and the seventy pound turd he shit after eating that bear!!!!!!
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