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Redhead - A Chemical Analysis

              Element: Redhead
              Symbol: RH
              Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
              Discoverer: It's debatable, some say Adam, but we now know, that only God could
              discover something so perfect!
              Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in
              Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.

       Physical Properties

                1. Surface usually covered with minimal painted film. As a rule, not necessary.
                2. Boils at everything, freezes without reason.
                3. Melts if given special treatment.
                4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
                5. Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
                6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

              Chemical Properties

                1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
                2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
                3. May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
                4. Reactive in liquids, even more, increased activity when saturated in alcohol.
                5. Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
                6. Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

           Uses

                1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
                2. Can greatly improve hormonal  levels.
                3. Can warm and comfort under certain circumstances.
                4. Incapable of cooling things down, when it's too hot.

           Tests

                1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
                2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

            Caution

                1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
                2. Illegal to possess more than one.

Okay, so maybe I am a traitor to my own cause here, but I have never seen anything so true when it comes to this topic! Had myself a good chuckle over this one. And let's be honest here, for all you gals with the bottled red hair, ya look great but this doesn't apply. We're talking the genuine article here! ;) Get pissed if ya want. It is... what it is!

Differences between Good Girls and Redheads

*Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. 
*Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

*Good girls wax their floors.
*Redheads wax their bikini lines.

*Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
*Redheads know they could do it better.

*Good girls wear white cotton panties. 
*Redheads don't wear any.

*Good girls think they are not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
*Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

*Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. 
*Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it.

*Good girls pack their toothbrush. 
*Redheads pack their diaphragms.

*Good girls wear high heels to work. 
*Redheads wear high heels to bed.

*Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex. 
*Redheads think no place is the wrong place.

*Good girls prefer the missionary position. 
*Redheads do too, but only for starters.

*Good girls say 'no'. 
*Redheads say 'when?'

*Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner." 
*Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"

*Good girls keep a diary. 
*Redheads don't have time.

*Good girls love Italian food. 
*Redheads love Italian waiters.

*Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass. 
*Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass!