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READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT PICTURE! Here is a visual-perception challenge for you. See how quickly you can find the dogs in the picture in the attached file. Men seem to do better at this than women, for some reason. Average times for men and women are: Women - 12.46 minutes Men - 1.23 seconds Typical comments by women taking the test: 1 .'I couldn't see a dog and I stared at the picture for a good 10 minutes.' 2. 'I think it's one of those pictures where you have to stare at a certain spot till everything comes into focus .but i t never happened to me.' 3 . 'I'll be glad to give it another try later' Hint #1: The dogs will appear to be white with black spots. Hint #2: There are only 2 dogs in the picture. Good Luck ! Photobucket

Ok, so if you've ever wondered why I turned out the way I did, read this....lmao So, I was babysitting when this all went down, and if you dont already have one, this is a GOOD reason not to have your Mom and your friend in a convo when you leave! Very long but extremely entertaining.... Mom Work: nah. he was more my parents' idol. i was hip and cool-i was a donny osmond fan!!! Kristin: LoL Kristin: I don't really know the timeline of his days Kristin: I don't think my mom was a fan either Mom Work: well let me tell ya. he was born on december 9th, 1957 and i was born on november 9th 1958 so he is EXACTLY 11 months older than me. now when i was about 14 i was in love with him and i thought that our birthdates being so close was a sign that we were to marry but he went and married some old nasty thing!! Kristin: LoL!! Kristin: You must've had to be in that time to view him as what people saw him as... I like some of his music but I'd never think he was amazing or anything lol Mom Work: so since he broke my heart i decided to join the air force and i became a military tramp. i had sex with every tom, dick and harry i met and the next thing ya know i had becky. don't tell her this but i actually don't even know who her father really is. Mom Work: donny osmond isn't her father but it could possibly be barry manilow!!! Kristin: LoL! Well take away the military and the baby (yet) and you've got Becky! Mother like daughter I guess Kristin: haha Kristin: Barry Manilow?! LMAO Kristin: She could give that story to a magazine though and try to get some money out of him! Mom Work: becky's a tramp?????!!!!!! lol Kristin: You said it not me Kristin: LoL! Mom Work: yeah-should we sue barry manilow and make him take a dna test?? Kristin: Heck yes! If nothing else it'd be funny to see Becky's picture on every tabloid! Mom Work: lol!!!! yes it would!! Mom Work: but i wonder-where did she get the freckles? Kristin: hhmmm Mom Work: i don't remember any of my toms, dicks or harrys having freckles. Mom Work: and barry certainly doesn't have any! Kristin: Hmm... In that case... are you sure she's even yours?! Mom Work: as a matter of fact i'm not. actually-oh i just remembered- i found her in a ditch on my way to dick's house one day. Kristin: ahh that makes way more sense! Kristin: hmm... who could her mother be then? Kristin: cher? Mom Work: yes... it's coming back to me now... i was on my way to dick's house and i heard this little noise... moo... moo... and i looked down and there she was... Kristin: That was definitely her! She STILL does that when she gets scared! Mom Work: could be ... or maybe... phyllis diller... do you know who she is? Kristin: Is that the lady from Splash? Kristin: LoL Nevermind I looked her up Kristin: Yep I bet it's her! Kristin: She looks crazy enough Mom Work: yeah i have a lovely picture of phyllis but i don't know how to send it to you Kristin: I don't know how to do it on here either Kristin: the pic online looks like she stuck her finger in an electrical outlet lol Mom Work: anyway... i looked down and there was little becky... moo.... moo. i picked her up and the most awfullest stench hit my nose... Mom Work: yes... that is phyllis... isn't she lovely? Kristin: so she has always had that stench?! I thought she just didn't shower often Kristin: oh yes.. she's beautiful Mom Work: yes unfortunately the poor child was born with that god awful smell. she can't help it. don't think poorly of her... Kristin: I don't. I've learned to deal with it. I just spray her with some febreeze every chance I get. It doesn't make it go away but it helps Mom Work: you are a smart lady. but i wouldn't let her get too close to nicholas. it could traumatize him. Kristin: good point... hmmm I'm gonna have to work on a way to keep her atleast a few feet from him at all times Mom Work: yes. maybe you could get a leash for her. Kristin: That might work! smoke break brb Mom Work: okay Mom Work: while you are gone i will continue my story... BECKY: BABY OF DOOM!!!! duhduhduhduh!!! Mom Work: as i was saying... there was little becky laying (lying?) in the ditch... stinking to the high heavens.. with no one to love her... what was i to do?... leave her there and continue my fast life of booze, cocaine and men?... or pick her up and try to salvage what little life the poor child might have in the future? Mom Work: being the wonderful, selfless, beautiful woman that i am... of course.... i continued my high living life. i figured someone would come along eventually if for no other reason than to relieve the neighborhood of that awful awful odor. Mom Work: so dickie and i had a few nights of livin, lovin and lickin and finally it was time to go home. Kristin: LMAO by dickie you mean Barry of course right? Mom Work: when i hit the spot where little becky had been... the odor was still there... there was little buckers (as i lovingly nicknamed her) still lying in the ditch.. waiting... waiting .. for someone to call her own.. someone to love her and relieve her of that smell she no longer could stand... someone to take her away from that ditch that had been her home since phyllis had so wickedly thrown her into. Mom Work: i found a stick... i wasn't going to pick her up with that smell that stuck to her like gum on the bottom of a dirty shoe... oh no... i pride myself on my kindness but come on.... me put that stinky child close to my beautiful body?,... no way.. i took that stick and i pried her loose from the muck she was stuck in... she flew out of that ditch and landed perfectly on the little red wagon that was sitting across the street... Kristin: LMAO you're a better person that I am. I probably would've left her there Mom Work: i took her home and my housekeeper threw her in the pool hoping against all hope that she would come to the surface before she drowned... and that all the muck and stench and general yuckiness would be gone when she did... well as we all know she did come to the surface but unfortunately some of the stench has remained and experts tell me there is just nothing we can do for that. Mom Work: so.. to make a long story short... becky (or buckers as i sometimes call her) and i have been together ever since... through stink and stench... come rain or come shine... through thick and thin... together we will always be.. (and may the rain come down on her and drive that stench away!) Mom Work: THE END
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was kind of a tom boy until probably age 21 lol, and now I’m way more girly. 2. I love singing and think I’m halfway decent lol (I hope anyway). 3. I live alone and realized how much I don’t appreciate alone time. 4. I have a little doggy that I just adore. 5. I don’t date for fun, I date to find the one. (Wow I’m a poet!) 6. I’m a lip gloss addict. 7. I’m more loyal than most people, even to things that seem insignificant. 8. I get hurt easily, but I try to never show it, or it comes off as anger. 9. I go to school but have no idea what I want to do with my life. 10. I hate bugs too, they give me goosebumps. 11. My sense of humor keeps me going. 12. I <3 flip flops. 13. Music is my passion, but I fear that making it anything more would ruin it for me. 14. I used to be outgoing in real life, but I am now REALLY shy. 15. I LOVE Minou, she is an awesome person all around, and I’m glad I met her on here :) I tag: 1. Trauma 2. Juggalo N8tive 3. MaryJane 4. Draz 5. Star 6. Jett 7. JohnVito 8. DevilsGoddess 9. Irresistable Beauty 10. DJ Kak Tease
Please respond with your answers. Friends Survey What Time is it? 2:31 What is your full name? Rebecca Ann ******* What are you most afraid of? Car accidents & ghosts… What is the most recent movie you have seen on bootleg? Hm…”what the bleep do we know?” …..i stopped downloading so much like a good girl Place of Birth? Aurora, Colorado Favorite Food? Italian What is your natural hair color? Light brown I guess Ever been a Neat Freak? Nah, just a freak :) Ever been skinny dipping? yes Love someone so much it made you cry? yes Been in a car accident? No, hence the fear Croutons or Bacon Bits? croutons Favorite Day of the Week? Saturday Favorite Restaurant? Olive Garden <3 Favorite Flower? Tulip Favorite Sport to Watch? I attempted to watch football, but fell asleep, lol! Favorite Drink? Grey goose :P lol Favorite Ice-cream? Eh, swirls I guess Warner Brothers or Disney? Disney !!!! Ever been on a ship? No..someday What color is your bedroom carpet? beige How many times did you fail your drivers test? None:D Bedtime? 10:00 or so, or just whenever I CAN sleep Favorite TV shows? Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Gilmore Girls....I can't think of any others. Last person you went to dinner with? My Daddy:) Park or Zoo? zoo!! What are your favorite colors? silver & blue How many Tatoos do you have? none, I'm waiting because there's a special person in a special place that will be giving me my first one. How many pets do you have? 1 puppy :) Which came first the chicken or the egg? chicken! What do you want to do before you die? See the world, experience true love & raise a family Have you ever been to Hawaii ? not yet.. Have you ever been to countries outside the USA? No Time this survey ended? 2:45
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