Jinxed's blog: "surveys and such"

What is the most unique thing about you? hell if i know Has anyone ever asked you if you were retarded? uhhh....no not that i know of lol Who was the last person you were in a fight with? my brother Where do you spend the majority of your time? with my kids What is your favorite name for a girl? Jessie and Cassie Favorite name for a boy? Dave How many texts have you sent/received today? uhhh like 12 What kind of car do you have? just got a ford windstar mini-van.. What do you love about your car? the fact that it drives...and has no dents like my other one...gimme time though..ill have it banged up What color is your car? dark red How many windows are in your house? my house has 16 rooms..i am not about to try and go through counting windows..otherwise i may have to edit the answer for question #2 Are you hated or a hater? i hate everyone equally..and im sure i am hated as well How tall are you? 5'3 Who has been the most influential person in your life? my children What song are you totally sick of? dunno Who are you totally sick of? everyone If you could buy anything, what would it be? a house in a far away land Who do you spend the most time with? my kids and the drunks at work Favorite sports team? anything PGH Who do you work for? a bar What do you do there? serve drinks What is your favorite club/bar? none lol...i dont really drink How do you deal with stupid people? kill them What song do you HAVE to hear there? hear where? Do people take advantage of you? yes What show on TV do you always turn off? basketball What cell phone are you dying to have? people would die for a phone?????? Who was the first boy/girl you fell in love with? Eric Why do you take these surveys? boredom Who do you really miss? my grandmother Besides your drivers ed instructor, who taught you to drive? dave Do you wish you could be a kid again? no Everyone has a crazy aunt or uncle, tell me about yours: i would need to make this 3 pages to tell u bout my looney relatives What causes you the most stress? knowing i cant take my daughters cancer away If you only had 10.00 in your wallet, what would you spend it on? smokes Would you consider yourself sarcastic? yessir Tell me about the best job you ever had? cleaning offices..love it cuz its late at night and no one is around to bother me Do you lick your plate when you're finished eating? no... What is the best flavor of kool aid? blue raspberry. Who has disappointed you most in your life? my brother What is your favorite board game? Monopoly Do you get mad if you lose? no i just beat them up and take their money Who is someone that can push your buttons the most? Jessie Could you live without cheese? i think Who is the best cook you know? Jeff If you could eliminate one word from the english vocabulary, what would it be? ...... Is there anything you think is over rated? sex Are you at work right now? Nope Are you going to take another survey after this? prolly

1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? Yes 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? All of the above 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Center 4. Lights on or off? Depends on the moment 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No 7. Shower or bath? Both 8. Do you pee in the shower? Nooooo...eww 9. Mexican or Chinese? Chinese 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive 11. Love, money, or lust? All of the above 13. Credit cards or cash? cash 14. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? No 15. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Hotel 16. question is MIA 17. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? No 18. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes..fun fun 20. Ever been to a bar? Yes...I work in one 21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No 22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes lol 23. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes 24. Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes 25. Had sex in a movie theater? No 26. Had Sex in a Bathroom? Yes 28. Have you ever been in an adult store? Yes...my fave shopping place 29. Have you been caught having sex? Not that I know of... 30. Have you ever kissed a stranger? No 31. Ever kissed anyone on your top friends list? Yes 32. Is there anyone on your top friends list you'd like to kiss right now? Not at this very second OK, COPY AND REPOST AS "Adult Questions - Don't Be Shy

1. Do you like blue cheese? no 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? uhhh NO 3. Do you own a gun? not allowed...im dangerous 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? never been there 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? nope 6. What do you think of hot dogs? i have never really "thought" about them 7. Favorite Christmas song? I wanna hippopotomus for xmas 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? tea 9. Can you do push ups? believe it or not...yes 10. Why do you post surveys? boredom 11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? my start sapphire 12. Favorite hobby? fubar 13. Are your toes painted? no but my toe nails are 14. Do you have A.D.D.? no 15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? bad temper 16. Middle name? lynn 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment im hungry,im hungry and im hungry 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? smokes,gas,breadstix 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? pepsi,tea,arbor mist 20. Current worry? Jessies health 21. Current hate right now? my job 22. Favorite place to be? with my kids 23. How did you bring in the New Year? with the kids 24. Where would you like to go? anywhere warm 25. Name three people who will complete this? no clue 26. Do you own slippers? yep 27. What shirt are you wearing? fed up with ur drama t-shirt 28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? no 29. Can you whistle? yep 30. Favorite color? green 31. Would you be a pirate? i would if i could but i cant so i wont 32. What songs do you sing in the shower? rub a dub dub.... 33. Favorite girls name? jess and cassie 34. Favorite boys name? ryan 35. What is in your pocket right now? mac card 36. Last thing that made you laugh? lushes at work 37. Best bed sheets as a child? rainbow brite 38. Worst injury you have ever had? prooly when i broke my neck in a car accident 39. Do you love where you live? NOOOO 40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 6 41. Do you have any pets? 2 dogs,3 cats, and 2 kids 42. How many dogs do you have? 2...didnt we just go over this 43. Does someone have a crush on you? big creepy guy at work...sits and stares the whole time...i wanna beat him with hi beer bottle!! 44. Who is in the bathroom right now? nobody...i hope 45. What is your favorite book? hmmmm 46. What is your favorite candy? salt water taffy 47. Favorite Sports Team? Steelers 48. What song do you want played at your funeral? i dont want a funeral 49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? working 50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? havent slept yet

Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Sandra UD: Sandra A strong name for a strong woman A Sandra, especially one born under the star (sun) sign of Aries tends to be intelligent, witty, extremely open, honest & passionate and will do whatever it takes to uphold her morals. While these are extremely admirable traits, they also mean that they should never be crossed. Hope you are paying attention, you have been warned!! On the flipside, if you do the right thing (and why wouldn’t you?) a Sandra will go out of her way to make your life beautiful. While fiercely independent, a Sandra has both a strong sense of community and family and will do whatever it takes (regardless of personal cost) to defend and protect those that she cares about. Do yourself a favour – find a Sandra; stocks are limited and they are (rightly so) in high demand. Need a friend? Look no further than Sandra 2) Whats your age? ME: 31 UD: 31 turkish symbol for masturbation - 3 is the hand - 1 is the cock 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Dave UD: Dave A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group. Oh man, I was the Dave of the party 5) Whats you favorite color? ME: green UD: green yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it? 'yo, where da green at?' 6) What is the name of the city you were born in? ME: Pittsburgh UD: Pittsburgh An unpretentious city that can be both stifling and inspiring, lively and deadly, hip and stuck in the past - a big village with it's own sort of Yinzer charm! Wow, he's so cool... he must be from Pittsburgh! 7)What is the month that you were born? ME: March UD: March Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born. She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool. 8) Who is the last person that you talked to? ME: Steve UD: Steve A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing. "Wow look at that steve over there!" 9) What is one of your nicknames? ME: sandi UD: sandi 1. One who is always busy running errands. What kind of errands? Long errands? Short errands? Nice errands? Mean errands? Nobody fucking knows. 10) What is your zodiac sign? ME: Aries UD: Aries Zodiac sign for people born between March 22 and April 19, although the days change a bit every year due to the stars or some crap. Aries people are known to be stubborn, fiesty, impatient, and forgiving. They have an inability to remain angry for long, can't show their feelings because they feel it makes them weak, and some are even violent. Are even better at hiding feels than the Capricorn, and Aries rivals Taurus and Virgo. Aries become violent, if they don't get what they want.

A is for age: 31 B is for beer of choice: MGD bottle C is for career right now: Bartender D is for your dog's name? Dino and Peanut E is for essential item you use everyday Computer F is for favorite TV show at the moment? Criminal Minds G is for favorite game? Fubar...lol H is for Home town: Pgh,Pa I is for instruments you play: Computer keyboard count? J is for favorite juice: Orange K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: Bill's L is for last place you ate: Work M is for marriage: Not as of yet N is for your full name: Sandra Lynn ... O is for overnight hospital stays: Last time was when my lung collapsed in 2007 P is for people you were with today: Bunch of drunks at work Q is for quote: "What's you talkin about Willis" R is for biggest regret? Chuck..lol S is for status: Engaged T is for time you woke up today: Havent slept yet U is for underwear you have on now: Boyshorts V is for vegetable you love: All of em!! W is for worst habit: Smoking X is for x-rays you've had: My lungs Y is for Yummy food you ate today Pizza Z is for zodiac sign Aries