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Will you have sexual intercourse within the next week or two? NOT IF HE EVER CALLS IT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, I WONT BE. "OHHH BABY MAKE SWEET SEXUAL INTERCOURSE TO ME"

The last time you saw your best friend, what did you do? GAVE HIM A KISS AND CONTINUED TALKING ONLINE


Do you think your ex still wants to be with you? I THINK HE WANTED TO COME LIVE WITH ME FOR SURE, I MEAN HELL I SAW HIM FLY INTO THE AIRPORT.

What is a word you say a lot? REALLY?

Is there anything you should be worried about? PROBABLY MAKING THE HOUSE NOT SMELL LIKE PUPPY BEFORE MY SISTER COMES UP.

You're up after 3 AM, what's the reason? DANS JUST COMING TO BED FROM PLAYING XBOX LIVE.

Are you in a relationship with anyone? I AM.

Who was the last person to text you? MY NEPHEW, STEVE.

Have you ever liked someone just because they were good looking? MAYBE MIKE. MAYBE. THATS MY EXCUSE, ANYWAYS.

What were you doing 2 hours ago? FIGHTING WITH WALMART.

Name something random in the same room as you: STEAM CLEANER.

Is smoking a turn off? CHAIN SMOKING.

Has a boyfriend/​girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you? IT HAS HAPPENED, BUT NOT WITH THIS ONE!!

Every girl needs a little black dress. Do you agree? MY DRESS IS ORANGE AND FRILLY.

What kind of mood are you in? TIRED AND ABOUT TO GO PLAY DDR ON THE IPHONE.

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be and why? ALL OF MY CHILDREN TO BE HEALTHY AND HAPPY KIDS.

Why aren't you dating the last person who you texted? THAT WOULD BE INCEST AND STATUTORY, THANKS.

How open are you with people, out of 10? 6 - I MEAN AFTER  ALL I DID TELL OUR NEIGHBOR TODAY THAT I HAD A FUNGAL INFECTION NOT CURED BY VAGISIL. APPARENTLY I AMUSED HIM.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for over 6 months? I AM. THANKS.

Have you ever lost someone you wish you didn't? MY MOTHER AND WHITNEY.


Do you enjoy reading? I DO. I LIVE IN THOSE FANTASY WORLDS.

What are your parents doing right now? MY MOM IS WATCHING OVER ME, MY DAD IS SLEEPING.

How many cigarettes have you smoked today? NONE THANKS.

4 months ago, who did you have a crush on? THE BOYFRIEND.

Say something to someone without stating names: I LOVE YOU ALWAYS.

What is your dream car? '89 FIREBIRD TRANS AM.

Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment? MY FAMILY UNIT.

Is there anything upsetting you? NOT IN PARTICULAR.

How is the weather? NOT AS COLD TODAY.

What are you looking forward to within the next few months? POPING OUT THIS BABY!!!


What's the closest item that is yellow? A CANDLE.

Are you eating/​drinking anything right now? DIET PEPSI.

What jewelry are you wearing? ENGAGEMENT RING. DOG TAG.


What's something you'd automatically hate someone for? CHEATING

How's life treating you? ITS GETTING THERE.

Who's car were you last in? THE FAMILY CIVIC.

Are you avoiding anyone right now? NOT SO MUCH.

What was the last song you had on repeat for a good while? I DO NOT RECALL.

Have you ever been in a car, while someone was driving drunk? CANT SAY THAT I HAVE. WAIT, NO, YES, BUT ONLY IN A SMALL TOWN GOING LIKE A HALF A MILE.

What scares you the most in life? IT ENDING.

When was the last time you tried not to cry? TODAY.
Did you succeed? BARELY.

What do you hear? THE FAN.

Did you learn anything new today? YEAH WALMART AND TAKING CHECKS = STUPIDLY RETARDED.

What was the last movie you watched? THE UNINVITED.

Who's hand did you last hold? DANNIES.


Who or what caused you to be in the mood you're in now? DANNIE. ITS HAPPINESS.

Ever wanted to tell someone something, but couldn't? YES

Do you believe in karma? OH MORE THAN ANYTHING.

Ever sang to someone? LUCAS, EVERYDAY. HE LOVES "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE" AND "ILL LOVE YOU FOREVER"

When was the last time you felt like you were going to pass out? TODAY.

Ever given someone false hope? YEAH I HAVE.

When was the last time you were given any type of "talk"? YESTERDAY BY MY SISTER, APPARENTLY BEFORE I SPEND ANY MASS AMOUNTS OF MONEY, I MUST CALL HER FIRST :)

Have you ever felt like you had lost it all? AT A FEW POINTS IN LIFE, I HAD. YOU DONT GET LOWER THAN HOMELESS LIVING OUT OF A GARBAGE BAG MY FRIEND.

Are you planning on having kids? OUR SON IS 15 MONTHS, OUR NEXT SON IS DUE IN DECEMBER, WE PLAN ON ANOTHER IN THREE YEARS, AND POSSIBLY ONE MORE AFTER THAT. SO FOUR TOTAL.

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