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Jayde's blog: "under my skin"

created on 05/29/2007  |  http://fubar.com/under-my-skin/b86999

sunbather (joke)

Sunbather

A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down her bikini top fell off. But, she didn't care because no one would see her anyway.


After a while she heard footsteps; it was the hotel manager. She hurried and covered herself up.


The hotel manager said, "We don't mind if you sunbathe up here, but we really would appreciate it if you would keep your bikini top on!"

She answered, "No one will see me anyway.
"

The hotel manager replied, "I hate to break this to you. But, you've been lying on the dining room skylights.
"

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