(Before I post, I want to apologize to anyone named Chuck, or anyone who knows a Chuck, and is not a stupid schmuck.)
Chuck, Chuck,
The Stupid schmuck,
All he ever wants to do is fuck,
You want his heart, you're out of luck,
You seek the truth, he'll leave you stuck,
So life with him, will surely suck,
Cause you see, Chuck ...
Is the perfect example of human muck.
