stupid sayings your parents (& you) say.....
think about it, does ANY of this make any sence when you look at it?
Daft as a ships cat
(why would a cat on a ship be daft?)
Thick as two short planks
(how thick are these short planks anyway?)
Thick as shit
(is that a runny shit? a firm shit? & how thick is the said shit?)
Quick as you like
(I like s-l-o-w thank you very much)
Sick as a Chip
(when did chips feel ill?)
Shit Tip
(tip? shit? tip it on what? is that like tip top?)
Just look at your ears
(sure, ill just remove my eyes 1st)
Shut your mouth & eat your tea
(hmmm, maybe liquidize it & snort your sunday roast?)
Not as green as your cabbage looking
(WTF?)
I wasnt born yesterday
(if you were, you speak FUCKING good english for a 1 day year old)
Mark My Words
(with what? said shit from above?)
You Get on my tits
(well, if i lie down & let you STAND ON MY FOOKING CHEST YOU DO!)
Boils my Piss
(please wait in a cue at the toilet for it, bring a pan)
You really get my goat
(i dont have a goat)
The Straw that broke the camals Back
(that camel must have had osteoperosis if it has problems like that.....see the doctor)
you want to have your cake & eat it too.
(TOO FUCKING RIGHT!! WHY ELSE DO I WANT SOME CAKE!)
