I know this is anathema to certain people, but how about adding some utility and usability to aid members in enjoying the site the way casual observation reveals about their behavior patterns?
Suggestion #1 - Pimpout market/exchange. A place where people selling or needing pimpouts, buzzkills, pimp slaps, etc... can meet and exchange services, like an internal eBay or craigslist.
Sure, it's not interacting with each other the way you might want us to, but it's how a lot of people interact, and would be much more useful than another way to spin those point wheels you say you're so disgusted with us for spinning so fast, anyway. People interacting and talking with people rather than clicking on pictures at random. This is a community of people you want to see interacting, and you keep giving us more excuses for narcissism and voyeurism. Not exactly social behavior.
I think I'm done for now.
Love,
Higgs Boson