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I met this woman on an online dating site. We talked for a few times before we met. While we talked, she was determined to be completely in control of everything. One evening she finally decided that we could meet. The night we met, she came over to my place and I fixed dinner. A couple things happened, then later she went home. She would always use text messages to keep in touch, and if I didn't respond to her text message as soon as she sent it, she would get pissed off. Well, she kept wanting to rearrange my apartment and control things, so one morning I told her that I thought we needed some space. She took it completely wrong and told me to fuk off. She also said that she had ways to get a hold of my credit information, seeing as how she worked at a credit union and would use it against me if necessary. I didn't take that lightly, so I went to one of her bosses and told them. As I was leaving from that, the security director of her credit union was returning from lunch, and I was asked to speak with him and tell him what was going on. So I did and I told him and another individual in the security dept everything that was said and so on. Well, that night, she sent me a text message saying how I had ruined her life and a bunch of other crap. This happened a couple weeks ago. All of a sudden yesterday, she sends me a text message telling me that she needs some papers that she gave me back when we were talking, being all demanding and shyt. She keeps catching an attitude trying to get those papers and every time she asks about them, I told her that she could get them however she wanted. Today I was taking a nap, and I got a text message from her saying that she would be here within 15-20 minutes to pick up her papers and to meet her outside. So I go down and meet her and give her the papers, and even though she said thanks, I ignored her. What the hell is wrong with people today that causes them to act like they are the rulers of the earth, or at least they think they are and people should treat them as such? By the way, when she said I ruined her life, she got fired for talking all that nonsense to me about being able to ruin my credit...

Real friends don't post bulletins talking about REPOST THIS BULLETIN IF YOU ARE MY TRUE FRIEND, and IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS BULLETIN I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM MY FRIENDS LIST. By all means, if you ahve enough time to repost those bulletins, at least have the sense enough to change the title, or don't post it. If you post bulletins with any title that says anything relevant to the above mentioned things, I will remove you upon seeing your bulletins. The bulletin board is a place for people to be able to see where REAL SHIT Is going on, and if someone has an announcement, not somewhere for a bunch of people to be posting useless self promotion shit. I am not interested in seeing how many people can repost a bulletin about DROP ME AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN if you get some time either. I use the bulletin board to post stuff to help my new friends, not some go vote or please vote bulletins. If you read this and it offends you, feel free to remove me from your friends list, otherwise, drop me a line and let's get to know each other. Thanks

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. ) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.