Undead Cherry's blog: "Stuff About Me"

a friend sent this...its great... Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud) 1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni 8] I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao? 13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lie Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pa

everyone has a "one of those days" day every so often. i fear i have somehow entered and won a lifetime supply of those damn "one of those days" days. every sunday i get up and get dressed and leave the house. i drive the 10 minutes to work and clock in. i pull up my pc and log in and then it starts....well in this case doesnt start. nothing happens...nothing at all! sunday is our slowest day to say the least. and to make it worse im a special project team leader. i call ppl about virus problems affecting our network...and it being sunday we cant call ppl. so i get fewer calls than other ppl! im sure someone out there is saying...you get payed to hang out all day! yes...i do...but lets look at what most ppl with time to kill do at a pc... 1. porn - cant do it here...duh...perv... 2. music - nope 3. games - nope 4. chat - nope 5. surf the internet and learn things and keep up to date on important current events...what the hell kinda freak are you! no...pretty much i piddle and try to find something to do to pass the time. if it wasnt for CT and myspace i would be alot more bored. it wouldnt be so bad but i have to do it every freakin week...and sitting here for 11 hours a day gets old after a while. i havent had a weekend off to go do fun stuff in about 6 months...other than my vacation...but i want to be able to do weekend stuff all the time. im hoping to get a new position soon...im aoolying for a new position at work again...maybe this time ill get it and i can pass along all my extra "one of those days" days to some other sorry fuc....i mean needy person =)

well, life has been interesting for me recently. i finally heard back about the job i applied for...i was close but no cigar, oh well....i have already applied for a new position that came open a few days later....you know what they say...one door closes another opens right into your face... my trip to florida seems to have had another milestone for me...the worst apnia attack i have hever had. i was sleeping for like 13-15 hours a day and was still tired. i was almost completely worthless. 3 doctors later though i am feeling fine. i have new sinus meds, new nasal sprays, and a fixed breathing machine for when its nighty night time....i no longer sound like Darth Vader though...oh well and finally, i got my nuts together and went and got my first tattoo. a pic will be uploaded later tonight. the worst pain i felt during the whole process was about like a sunburn for a few seconds...peice of cake. now the itching as it heals makes me want to beat a bus load of nuns with a baby seal! but i can live with that. later folks =)

thanks to my wonderful job i was able to take my very 1st real vacation. 2 weeks of payed rest! how the hell can you beat that...other than with a stick, brick, cow leg, or other blunt object..... my wife and i went to Savannah , St Augustine , Daytona Beach, and Orlando. we had a blast. we dined on the old river front in Savannah. we toured the oldest European settlement in US while in St Augustine. we strolled the beach at Daytona. we spent a relaxing time at a Disney resort in Orlando. and best of all i was payed to do it! i plan to post some nice pix very soon so you guys can see some of the nice places we went. i would really recommend checking out St Augustine. it was so interesting! i feel ready to dive back into my job renewed and with great vigor. if anyone wants a recommendation on things to see or do in St Augustine just drop me a line. be glad to share my expierence. on a side note....the entire time i was gone i still havent heard about the job i applied for....my job may be great...but the ppl running the front office can be slower than leap year...oh well....peace out

Interview Day well it is interview day for me. im sitting here with about an hour untill i go in for my interview for a better position in my company. i love my current job, but after 2 years i have really done about all i can with it. there isnt really anywhere to go as no supervsor positions are availble. over the last week i have lost sleep, worried, and made myself a wreck with self doubt and anxiety. why? i know deep down im a good worker and that i have done a good job over the last 3 years. i know i can do pretty much anything if i work at it. so why worry myself? i think a little anxiety is a good thing. keeps us on our toes and helps focus us. the most important thing to remember is to not let it overwhelm you. i worried for a few days and lost sleep over it because i focused too much on the fact that i really need this promotion. what i should have, and finally did do is focus on the fact that i deserve this and just have to show them im interested. always try to focus on the positive aspects of a situation like this. i was nervous when i first got this job ause i was out of work and really needed a job. if the interview doesnt go well, and it will be fine im sure, i still have my job and have not really lost anything. there will be more opertunities in the future. anyway, got to get ready. wish me luck. ill post a followup

So fucking true. When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

this is a true story... i first met my other half while hanging out at a friends house (Mick). he knew her from a chain of random people he met on a chat line. i had come over with a girl that liked Mick. so Heather calls him and they are talking when we show up. Mick decided he wanted to throw my friend Jennifer around by her [back-side] and handed me the phone. and the magic happened. we hit it off and talked for a while. when we left Micks house we set a time and she called me back. we talked for like 6 hours. a month or 2 later we finally got to meet each other in person. well, obviously it went very well...after all, i am ultra uber so finally the time came when we decided to get married. we had been talking about it for a while and finally we decided to take the 1st step in making that happen and went and got our marrage license. as we walked out of the courthouse it hit me....why wait...i could already feel the phantom ball and chain around my ankle. might as well get this execution of signleness one with. what followed was a blitz of action. i decided to get married the next week. now i love my wife...but it can some times take her an hour to change her mind...might be due to all the air that has to be replaced ...but i digress...the idea of only a week horrified her. i saved up my paycheck for the week and made my affairs ready to end my life on the next week. i sent her on ahead to get prepared for the wedding and went to her mothers a couple days later. with some help from the family i managed to do the whole wedding: church, preacher, cake, reception, dress, huneymoon hotel room, ALL of it for like 3 or 4 hundred. i was rather happy once i had time to think about it. the day of the wedding i show up at the church and find that they are in a frantic rush to get my wife ready as she only got her dress like an hour before. that got sorted out and we got hitched. we proceded to Fire Mountain Grill (fancy Ryans) for the reception. that was all good. We then went back to her moms for cake...it was like 900 degrees! the ac was broken...the only thing melting faster than the cake August heat was us! so we finally manage to make it through that alright and we are off to our honeymoon! we left the room earlier that day and left the AC on high...as i said, it was hot. we had made sure to get a room that had pool access. we go out to the pool and the water is about the temp of bath water...and it seemed the bugs really liked it that way. i cleaned us an area out and we made due....we were determined to try to make this work and it did...until we got divebombed by a praying mantis....but other than that and the occasional bat we were fine. the rest is marital bliss....i really am happy you know how i know im happy? she tells me so share your not so normal romance stories...after all, what was funny then is funnier now =)

im sure you all have had a time in your life when things were hard. you worried and worried over many different things and there seemed to be no way you could forsee to help yourself or others. i have been in that state for some time. i wont go into alot of details but let us say that i had finally gotten to a point where it was starting to affect me. i finally gave up on worrying and left it in the hands of a higher power. and then in a flash everything changed. i was blessed with a way to fix my looming issues and take care of somethings that had been put off for too long. im not going to bible beat anyone with my beliefs, but there is a power of good that watches out for all of us if we look to HIM. i will say this, i believe that HE has many names and faces. in my happiness i wish good fortune to all of you. blessed be you all

Welcome to my blog. Whats going on with me you might ask? Well I'll tell ya. I work for a computer helpdesk. sometimes a great job, sometimes a royal pain in the ass! I'm 6'2 with very long brown hair and blue eyes. I am married to a wonderful woman. (I know all guys say that, but how many guys have a girl that gets them a 3 some for christmas?!) We like to drink and have a good time. I love going to heavy metal shows. I'm a die Ozzfest Vet with 6 shows under my belt. I have survived the pits at Ozzfest, Slayer, Pantera, and Slipknot shows. I don't really care for drugs but will smoke pot from time to time. I don't like beer but I love flavored liquors. I am adventurous and love to do new things. I like being outside in the spring and fall before allergies render me legally dead. I like to camp, fish, take long drives, and travel. Hell...I'm sure there is alot more I could put here but i dont want it to be a freakin book. So if there is anything else you wanna know ask. I won't bite unless ya like me to =P peace, Necro