The Stroke.
Three little old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on
a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from
across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude
also had a stroke.
But Tilly, Bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach
that far.
