I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
> well use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
> heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil
> proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
> have started and have never finished."
> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
> finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
> of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a
> bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
> prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
> chocolates.
> You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
> Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner
> peace.
