So there i was,
just chillin in a forest.
When out of nowhere
A tree pimp slappend me with a branch.
And i was like "WTF!"
And it was like "LMAO, You talk in chat form!"
So i was all "Bitch! So do you!"
And so like i pulled out a lighter
and started to smoke a blunt.
ANd the tree was like
"Pass that shit"
And i said "Fuck U tree!"
SO he picked me up with a branch
And fuckin ate me!
True story.
