Thats what it said in the yearbook Jim's blog: "STOP IT!"

Body: Ok so this is what I would like everyone to do. Goto www.moveon.org goto the ABOUT button then click on the HERE fill in your info (fake if you want ) then just let them have it.... I know you all have alot to say about the war so give'm hell.... HAVE HAPPY AIRFORCE DAY. I have sent about 40 emails already so happy spamming

So for the last couple of days I have been watching what most Americans call the news. I am at a loss, I now understand why America is no longer considered a lone SUPER POWER. Not only are its people fat, weak, and lazy. They don’t seem to care what the hell is going on outside there boarders. I say this only after watching FOX, CNN, Head line News all day and the only 2 stories they would talk about was Leslie Lohan and Michael Vic. Leslie Lohan, why the hell is this 2 digit I.Q., low budget actress even considered news. She is a freaking loser who simply cant keep herself off the sauce long enough to promote her own movies. PATHETIC Michael Vic, Now this guy is just a piece of work. What the hell is this NIGGER (I use that term literally) doing? I mean really Dog Fighting come on. That kind of childish shit is ok when your some dumb ass gang banger in your hood. You Michael are (ooops were) a pro football player. Now I guess your just another dumb ass from the hood now huh. THAT IS ALL: THE STERN

So its been a little while, hasn’t it my friends? Well I am back. This time my amigos I have some sad news to bring to you. I as you all know love my Marijuana. It has been brought to my attention over the past couple of months that it is increasingly hard to find my friend MARY-JANE. Now I know that a lot of you are thinking (good the police are doing there job.) That’s fine that you believe this but the reality is , I cant find weed anywhere but I can find Heroin, Meth, Cocaine, and any other REAL DRUG I want. Now you all know that I your humble narrator doesn’t do drugs (I only smoke the WEED.) So this goes out to LAW ENFORCEMENT and the FUCKING JACKASSES on Capitol Hill you know the ones that have no idea what the hell is going on but is more than willing to stick there wrinkled noses into everything. STOP BOTHERING THE POT SMOKERS!!!! GO OUT AND BUST THE REAL CRIMINALS…. SO SCREW YOU PEOPLE…THAT IS ALL THE STERN

Well the Catholic church is up to it again. The POPE in his infinite WISDOM ( a term I use very lightly, when dealing with the religious hierarchy) Has declared that young people aren’t talking about HELL enough. I thought that I would take the reins on this one and give the POPE a realistic view. ( I say this because in the religious realm of things the POPE is kinda like the President. Only he is full of even more SHIT) Well Mr. POPE. Its not that young people don’t discuss hell anymore, they are just too afraid to do it around your twisted sick minions of PERVERTED PRIEST that keep trying to stick there DICKS in there mouths or any other Orpheus they can get there GOD loving hands on…. So there is your answer and I hope that YOU POPE what ever your name is will fix this but giving your religions track record I don’t see that happening. THAT IS ALL ---- THE STERN

So yeah, I was watching FOX NEWS. I know, I know FOX NEWS is not really news but hey It was the only thing on. Well in my boredom, I heard the greatest thing I think that you can hear on a news program. So here it goes, “Medical researches have found that drinking Alcohol and smoking cigarettes are worse than smoking pot and taking ecstasy .” Now I know its true MY GOVERNMENT REALLY LOVES ME… FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY---- PLEASE STOP LISTENING TO THESE PEOPLE…. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WILL CONTINUE TOO LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE THIS JUST IN PLACING A LOADED GUN IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULLING THE TRIGGER WILL NOT KILL YOU…. THAT IS ALL THE STERN

Why do we sleep in church? Well I cant answer for everyone but have you read or heard these stories (yes I said stories) If they would just throw in a Unicorn or something then hey I might stay up long enough to hear that. Why is it hard to talk about god? It’s not hard to talk about god. Who wants to though every time his name is mentioned something gets blown up! Why do we get bored when looking at Christian mags, and not Playboy? First off, If those Christian Mags. Can get a full page layout of some hot chic (giving or taking confession wink,wink) then I will buy. And another thing have you seen those Christians hair dues (if not tune into TBN on channel 68 Time Warner Cable) take a gander its freaking horrible looking. Why are churches getting smaller and clubs and bars getting bigger? The only answer I can give you on this one is. Catholics on a whole are getting sick of being accused of being child molesters so they just decided to remove the church part from there drinking. Where that leaves the Irish I am not totally sure. THAT IS ALL ------ THE STERN

I was just flipping thru the channels. Came across this report on a CONTRACTOR SECURITY GUARD for HALLIBURTON. You all knows these pieces of shit, (the oil company that, that ASS CRACK Dick Cheney worked for before coming VICE PRES.) Anyway this Security Guard got killed in Iraq awhile back. That is sad and my heart goes out to the family of this brave man. Here is what pisses me off this guy was not equipped with proper equipment to protect himself. He was given a helmet and a safety jacket (not a flack vest mind you) and no weapon. This leads me to my question for Halliburton. Do you think if you (Halliburton) hadn’t given that PIECE OF SHIT VICE PRESIDENT of ours 31million dollars for running do you (Halliburton) think you could have afforded to put this man and the rest of your men over there in the proper equipment so that they might have a fighting chance over there (while they are making you and all your little cronies a shit ton of money.) That is all….FUCK YOU DICK CHENEY, GEORGE W., AND ALL THE OTHER COCK SUCKERS ON CAPITOL HILL…. THE STERN

Well went to the mall today. What a Fucking disgrace. I know that many people have said this before, but Jesus Freaking Christ We are the fattest pieces of shit on this planet!!!!!! And I noticed another thing, BOOTS. Have you seen these things? Heehaw boots are bad enough but these things are awful. They look like boot Moccasins with that fury shit on the top, I am telling you man this is the worst fashion statement since that brown lip outliner shit women used too wear remember that shit made every woman’s lips look like an asshole….. What the Fuck is wrong with us? Someone please explain. Really that’s not a rhetorical question I want some fucking feedback. THAT IS ALL THE STERN

I have been on this site now for a couple of months. Making my way through this vast world known as CT I have noticed a very disturbing trend. NAKED FAT CHICKS… What exactly is going through these behemoths minds? I understand that I live in the U.S. and that we are the fattest fucks on the planet. In defense of the Fat Chicks. I know that in this liberal state that we live in, talk shows and the media say that it is OK and SEXY to be big… IT IS NOT Ok!!! NO one wants to see that shit. If they do, I am sure there are websites these freaks can go to. I am begging you please stop, take care of yourselves and get in shape. It is not that hard… Just cut out the BOND BONDS and the fucking liberal media that makes you people feel so good about being a LUMP OF SHIT on SOCIETY… PLEASE FIX YOURSELVES THAT IS ALL THE STERN