THIS MORNIN I GOT UP LIKE I DO EVERY DAY AN HEADED TO THE FRIDGE FOR SOME CAFFINE. THEN I WENT TO THE COUCH . I PULLED OUT A CIGGY AN PLACED IT IN MY MOUTH AN STRUKED MY LIGHTER, WELL TO MY DISBELIVE AN SHOCK SOME ONE HAD SET THE FLAME WAY TO HIGH AN POOF THERE WENT MY EYEBROWS , AN HAIR . I JUMPED UP AN STARTED SHOUTING IM ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO ?? MY ROOMATES LAUGHED AN SHOUTED STOP DROP AN ROLL(BIG JERKS)
YOU BEST BETTER BELIVE REVENGE SHALL BE MINE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*COUGH* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!