Okay Boy's and girls,Hippies, and What-Knots read this little diddy!
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE TOWN NO COPS WERE STERING, NO NARCS WERE AROUND.
THE JOINTS WERE ALL ROLLED AS THEY LAID IN THEIR STACKS, IN HIGH HOPES THAT WE'ED ALL BE STONED TO THE MAX.
NOW BY TWO IN THE MORNING ALL HAS GONE WELL. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL OF MY CREW, WAS FUCK UP AS HELL.
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE CAME A LOUD KNOCK AND I SAID " RUN! IT'S THE MUTHER FUCKING COPS!" NOW WHAT TO OUR GLOSSY RED EYES DID APPEAR, BUT THREE POUNDS OF SINCE AND TWELVE CAGS OF BEER.
NOW THE GUY STANDING BY IT WAS WEARING A SMILE. ALL FAT AND JOLLY, SO WHAT THE HELL, I INVITED HIM IN FOR A WHILE.
WHEN HE UP AND SPLIT, I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT HE SAID " MARAJAWANA TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD HIGH BYE...
-THE ABSCONDED ELF
