Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?: Laurie
An incredibly attractive strawberry blond with hazel green eyes. She is thoughtful and caring. She has a body to die for. She is so sexy that every guy wants her but only one guy can have her.
Damn that girl Laurie is so hot I would give anything just to make her mine.
2) Your age?: 22
A .22 caliber handgun
3) One of your friends?: Melissa
Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey
4) What should you be doing? homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
5) Favorite Food? pizza
The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.
Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!
6) Hometown? danville
A small city in south central....Virginia, that is. Population 48,411 and steadily declining, as shown by the US Census Bureau. Danville's main exports are textiles, tires, syphilis, and babies born to high school mamas.
Danville is a melting pot of diversity. There are many ethnic groups in Danville, including: Illegal Immigrants, Emo Kids, Holy Rollers, Trailer Urchins, Stereotypical Southern Rednecks, Wannabe Gangstas, White Wannabe Gangstas, and Burnouts.
There are only about 4 high schools in the Danville/Southern Pittsylvania County area, and it's quite possible to determine which high school any given teen attends just by looking at them.
Bottom line, Danville is an anagram for "evil land."
When a town didn't get its first Starbucks until 2007, you know it's a cesspool of economic retardation...such as Danville.
(damn didn't know all that. is funny though. and true to some degree. i is ashamed)
7) Middle name? Beth
gem like, shim-shimmering like a precious stone, awe-inspiring and captivating.
adjec; to bling, or razzle dazzle.
"the escalade was completely beth'd out on 22" spin-teks"
8) Car you drive? cavalier
A mounted fighter or warrior
9) Your last name? hicks
Hicks are generally found in the subparts of Kentucky, Nevada, Texas, or Tenesee. I am from Kentucky, and I have to live with them day by day. NOW Hicks generally generate themselves on racism and hate crimes. NOT ALL but most. They hate all sorts of races, but the most hardcore hicks will hate all races. The hick is generally a very embred specimen. Do not get into a fight with one at a rodeo, as you will soon find your self unconsious in the bull pen. If you must, fight one in the ghetto where at least the african-american people can grab a gun and help.
Hicks are what give Kentucky a bad name. Even though there are people of high intelligence here.
10) Hottest celeb- i have no hottest celeb so this is what i got when i put in "celebrity"
The reason why we have poor people. All they do is actsingget nakedsome other thing that we don't need and they get millions of dollars for. 90% of America's wealth belongs to 1% of the population. If these people weren't so spoiled and gave some money to the poor, we might not have as many bums and hobos and families on the streets.
Celebrities are worthless.
