I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be ridin dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BI so I MUST want to fuck every guy and girl i see
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm PUNK, so I MUST be some wedo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be smokin weed
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm GANGSTER, so i MUST rep my hood.
I'm a HUSTLER, so i MUST hate the cops.
I'm a HUSTLER, so i MUST luv crackheads.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a gangster.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm COLOMBIAN so i must like coffee
I'm PERUVIAN so i must like llamas
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm GUATEMALAN, so I MUST love rice and beans.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be pierogie.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST love to shake my ass.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.
I'm MEXICAN so i MUST be someones pool cleaner or gardener
I'm GREEK so I MUST be a smart fagity bitch
I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.
I DO DRUGS so I MUST not be making anything of myself
I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET
