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Stay on the Boardwalk

Ever wondered what goes on on the other side of gambling casinos? Well one night while in Atlantic City with a group of friends, we decided to find out. We had been drinking heavily (always a bad start to quite a few of my stories) and lost a lot of money in the casinos and decided we were going to find a party somewhere close in the area before our bus pulled out to go back home. So I said, “Hey let’s take a walk on the backside of the casinos and see if we can find a club or some place that’s throwing a party.” So we go outside on the boardwalk and then venture to the back side of the casinos.

As we’re walking we notice there are a few people walking along the streets, no where close to the numbers of people walking on the boardwalk though. Finally I tell the guys, we can’t find a club or a party unless we start asking people. So I see three very pretty, very scantly dressed women standing on the corner talking to each other. I cross over to them and introduce myself.

The guys get there in time to hear me say, “So ladies, my friends and I are looking to party, where should we go?” The first question out of one of the ladies mouths is “How much money do you have?” I tell her not much and how we lost a lot in the casinos. But I had a credit card. For some reason the ladies laughed. Then she asked “How much cash do you have in your pocket?” I tell her twenty bucks. She looks at me and says “You’re going to need more than twenty dollars sweetheart.” I look at my friends who are now looking at me puzzled and then say “Well honey if it costs more than twenty bucks to get in, I’m not going there anyway.” Now the ladies look puzzled.

With that I get a tap on my shoulders and my best friend Jerry grabs me and says “Louis…..think for a minute. Look at this woman and how she’s dressed. Look at where you found her. You just asked her if she wanted to “party”. She asked how much money you have. Anything ringing a bell here Louis?” I looked at him, then at the women…then back at him….and then BING…..back at the women. It hit me ……HOOKERS! I just propositioned a hooker. At this point I must have turned three shades red. The women started laughing because they figured I’d just figured something important out. The guys grabbed me and started pulling me down the street. All I could think to do was apologize…so I tried. “I’m sorry I insulted you by saying I wasn’t going to pay 20 bucks to get in! I’m sure it’s worth more than twenty bucks!” The guys yelled “Louis shut up!” “So ladies you don’t take credit cards right?!” The guys, “Louis shut up!” “I’m sorry I didn’t know you ladies were hookers!!”

“Louis shut up!!!” yelled the ladies.

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