What were they thinking when they passed these???
Alabama- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska- It is concidered an offence to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona- Hunting Camels is prohibited and donkeys can not sleep in bathtubs.
Arkansas- Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
California- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 mph.
Colorado- Throwing Missles at cars is illegal.
Connecticut- In order for a pickle to be concidered a pickle, it must bounce.
Delaware- Alcohol may not be served in the same nightclub if dancing is occuring on the premises at the sametime.
Florida- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Georgia- It is illegal to use profanity infront of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or coroners office.
Hawaii- Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ear.
Idaho- It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50lbs.
Illinois- The English language is not to be spoken.
Indiana- The value of PI is 3.
Iowa- A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas- Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Kentucky- One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Louisiana- Persons may land in jail for up to 20 years for stealing an alligator.
Maine- Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Maryland- It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Massachusettes- An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Michigan- There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Minnesota- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Mississippi- It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
Missouri- Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Montana- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Nebraska- It is illegal to go whale fishing.
Nevada- It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
New Hampshire- You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
New Jersey- It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico- Deming- Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York- Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
North Carolina- Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
North Dakota- It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
Ohio- It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Oklahoma- It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Oregon- One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
Pennsylvania- It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island- No one may bite off another's leg.
South Carolina- Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
South Dakota- It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee- You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
Texas- It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Utah- It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Vermont- At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Virginia- It is illegal to tickle women. No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
Washington- You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
West Virginia- Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
Wisconson- It is illegal to kiss on a train.
Wyoming- Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
