George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the
>> kids to get a little
>> PR.
>>
>> After his talk he offers question time.
>>
>> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him
>> his name.
>>
>> "Stanley," responds the little boy.
>>
>> And what is your question, Stanley?"
>>
>> "I have 4 questions:
>>
>> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
>> of the UN?
>>
>> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
>> votes?
>>
>> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
>>
>> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when
>> one half of all
>> Americans don't have health insurance?
>>
>> Just then, the bell rings for recess.
>>
>> George Bush informs the kiddies that they will
>> continue after recess.
>>
>> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
>>
>> Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"
>>
>> Another little boy puts up his hand.
>>
>> George points him out and asks him his na me.
>>
>> "Steve, "he responds.
>>
>> "And what is your question, Steve?"
>>
>> "Actually, I have 6 questions.
>>
>> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
>> of the UN?
>>
>> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
>> votes?
>>
>> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
>>
>> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when
>> one half of all
>> Americans don't have health insurance?
>>
>> Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
>> early?
>>
>> And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?