AWE SNAP!...I FOUND MY SPIDER!!!!!! People...
Let me tell you...
right now were in the middle of the biggest small spider search this generation has ever seen...
phew...im exausted...i don't have a lot of time...i haven't caught him yet,
however he as been spotted...and currently under heavy survelience...check it out...i had a web cam but cant find it so I'll keep posting and make sure everyone is up to date, play by play, man this is exciting....
can you feel it people....
pulse racing, sweat beading, anticipation generating an insatiable appetence for judgment day...
gotta go for now, I've got him cornered in the ...well he unfortunately has two corners to hide in but i saw him go to the wall and dip out to the left, giving him 12 feet to crawl between the carpet and the wall, Lil bastard knew that was the way i couldn't see his entire escape root...
times like this i wish i didn't have a frickin desk that wrapped 3 walls... i cant even move part of it out of the way, the design complicates standardized engineering and construction , i built something unique, and eccentric, neglecting the possibility of it being inhabited by a punk ass spider.
seriously i gotta go...he being smart and laying low...meanwhile I'm going to set up cameras with motion detectors and bust out the bad ass microphone that so sensitive you can hear a bird fart!...pump that volume up and get in my gear...some camo, paint my face and prepare for war...
we are at a stage people....
a stage in our lives where things are about to change...
theres a devil out there craving pain and death today,
and I'm shutting him down people, ITS JUDGMENT DAY!
wish me luck people....Go Team!!!
