Spanish Words of the Day
1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My Tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. TEXAS
My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'
9. CHICKEN
I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.