Recently I have been reflecting upon my past antics and behaviour and have come to the conclusion that not only will I always be abnormal but that daring to irritate me should be officaly classed as the most painful and common method of suicide in England. Unfortunately my sarcasm, negativity and vendictive streak only appear to increase as time passes. My aunt discovered that while I was in Siberia. After infurating me on a number of occasions I personally believe what I did was justified. After borrowing her car without permission I spent three hours driving around purposely flooring it in direct view of as many speed cameras as I could possibly find. Naturally what comes back on all the speeding tickets is HER number plate and HER car. And people say I'm incapable of being subtle.
