You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls
2 words... Atlantic City! Just a smaller version of Las Vegas =P
You live within 1 hour of at least one Horse Racing Track (Meadowlands, Freehold, etc.)
Gambling comes natural to you
You went nuts when the show "The Sopranos" came out on HBO
You have at least one Italian friend
You have at least one friend that you suspect of being assossiated with the mob
You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English
You only go to New York City for day trips
There are no self serve gas stations and you like it that freakin' way
You don't take shit from no one
You're radioactive and proud of it
Anything less than four inches of snow ain't shit
You've pondered, "Maybe basketball would be more popular in NJ if the Nets didn't blow"
You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!)
You know that the only people that call it "Joisey" are from New York
You watched "Mallrats" and said "I've been to that mall!"
You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights
You've planned a local trip around ensuring you pass at least 1 Dunkin' Donuts
One time, a sea gull shit on your head
You've seen or been in a fight between a NY Rangers fan and a NJ Devils fan
You're related to someone who thinks the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets
You know that it's called "Great Adventure"... not "Six Flags", dammit!
You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation
You always use a minimum of 10 variations of the word "damn" while driving
You once said, "It smells like New York around here"
The Garden State Parkway doesn't freak you out at night
You say "water" weird. (Wadder, Cawfee, Dowg, wadever)
You've had sex on the beach, and I'm not talking about the beverage
