10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas...

• 10. Did you get any under the tree?
• 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
• 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
• 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
• 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
• 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
• 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
• 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
• 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
• 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.