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Talk about skyrocketing gas prices! One man from Richland, Washington was in for the shock of his life when he filled up the gas tank of his ‘94 Chevy Camaro. When Juan Zamora stopped to refuel his car at a Conoco service station in Richland, the gas pump’s calculator registered a total fee of $26. But in a freak computer hiccup, the PayPal debit card he used recorded the transaction as $81,400,836,908. Yes, you read that correctly, that’s more than 81 billion dollars. “That’s a B, as in billions!” Zamora told the Tri-City Herald. Zamora says that he always refuels at the same gas station during his weekly commute. He only learned of the astounding figure when he received an email later that afternoon informing him that his debit card, which started out with $90 on it, was maxed out. Initially, Mr. Zamora thought it must’ve been a joke. But after contacting PayPal customer service he was surprised to see that the company treated it as anything but a laughing matter. “Somebody from a foreign country who spoke in broken English argued with me for 10 to 15 minutes,” Zamora said. ” ‘Did you get the gas?’ he asked. Like I had to prove that I didn’t pump $81,400,836,908 in gas!” He would have needed more than 3 billion fill-ups of the amount he actually pumped into his tank in order to reach that outrageous sum. Eventually, Zamora said, he was finally able to convince the representative that he didn’t deserve to be in the same position as General Motors, who has lost roughly 80 billion dollars since 2005. When Zamora returned to the Conoco gas station, he said, the attendant would not believe him until he showed her the printout of the PayPal receipt. The exact cause of the error is still unknown. As always, there’s a lesson to be learned. “I guess the moral of this story is ‘pay cash,’ ” Zamora said.

so i was talking to my mom today and was saying how hard its been to get a job and what not and she basically told me that if i thought it was so bad that i should just off myself because she doesnt wanna hear about it

1]How tall are you barefoot? about 6' 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. 3] Do you own a gun? Nope. 4] Rehab? Its for quitters 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?nah...they cant be any worse than mine 6] What do you think of your friends? Wat? 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? i have 2...the peace carol and when the river meets the sea both by john denver and the muppets...laugh i dont care 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee 9] Do you do push-ups? Oddly, my fat ass can, yes 10] Have you ever done ecstasy? nope 11] Are you vegetarian? only if its being eaten out of a cows stomach 12] Do you like painkillers? depends 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? my rugged good looks and boyish charm...ha ha no i dunno ask them why they like me 14] Do you own a knife? my dads pocket knife 15] Do you have A.D.D. nah i dont thi...oh look butterflies 16] Date Of Birth? may 28th 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Life, not knowing whats gonna happen, aly 18] Name the last 3 things you have bought? coffee jack in the box cigarettes 19] Name five drinks you regularly drink: Coffee water milk pepsi juice 20] What time did you wake up today? which time 21] Current hair? short 22] Current worry? everything 23] Current hate? Almost Everything 24] Favorite place to be? the beach 25] Least favorite place to be? seymour, mo 26] Where would you like to go? the beach 27] Do you own slippers? Nope 28] What do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? i stop asking myself that long ago 29] Do you burn or tan? I burn then tan 30] Last thing you ate? jack in the box 31] Would you be a pirate? aye 32] Last time you had an alcoholic drink? at cabrerras in tampa 33] What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't sing in the shower 34] What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? ghosts 36] Last thing that made you laugh? jess's drunken phone call 37] Best bed sheets you had as a child? knight rider 38] Worst injury you've ever had? having my knee rolled over in football 40] How many TVs do you have in your house? 4 41] Who is your loudest friend? jess 42] Who is your most silent friend? penny 43] Does someone have a crush on you? nah..i like it like that too 44] Do you wish on stars? sometimes 45] What is your favorite book? i like true crime books 46] What is your favorite candy? pink starburts...im a total nazi when it comes to them...i wont even give them to my daughter 47] What song do/did you want played at your wedding? i'll stand by you-the pretenders 48] What song do you want played at your funeral? go rest high on that mountain-vince gill 49] What were you doing 12AM last night? eating 50] Do you love someone? i did at one time but anymore i dont know

KETTERING, Ohio — Police in Ohio say a woman has been charged with child endangering after another motorist reported she was both breast-feeding a youngster and talking on a phone while driving. Police in the Dayton suburb of Kettering say the caller told them he saw the woman Thursday. Officer Michael Burke says authorities used a license plate number to track down 39-year-old Genine Compton. He said the woman told officers she was breast-feeding and wouldn’t let her child go hungry. Burke said the legal concern is that Compton had a child in her lap while driving, not that she was breast-feeding in public. He said the child was under 2 years old. Police say the woman faces up to 180 days in jail and a $1,800 fine if convicted of the misdemeanor.