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Missy Elliot-Gossip Folks

yo yo move out the way we got missy elliot comin' through girl that is missy elliot, she lost a lot of weight i heard she eat one cracker a day girl, well i heard the bitch was married to tim and started fuckin' with trina well i heard the bitch got hit by three zebras and a monkey i can't stand the bitch no way when i walk up in the peace i aint gonna even speak im a bad mamma jamma god damnit muthafucka you aint gotta like me i aint stuttin these hos need to talk what ya know stop talkin bout who im stickin and lickin you just mad it aint yours i know yall poor yall broke yall jobs just hangin up clothes step to me get burnt like toast muthafucka adios amigos ah ah poes poes i dont brag i mostly boast from the VA to da LA coast izzy kizzy lizzy go chorus: musi ques i sew on bews i pues a twos on que zat pue zoo my kizzer pous zizzer ay zee its all kizza its always like its all kizza its always like na sound wa zee wa zoom zoom ze when i pull up in my whip bitches wanna talk shit im drivin im blindin them upside these muthafuckas ask did you see it im drippin these curves scurred did you heard i lovas my fellas my furs ah i fly like a bird chickenheads on the prowl who you try da fuck now now you aint gettin loud better clam down before i smack ya ass down i need my drum bass high has to be my snare strings horn yes i need my tim sound right left izzy kizzy look at him chorus now i dont go out my house shorty you just waitin to see who im roll up in the club with and report that next week just wanna see who i am ******* or sniffin some coke i know by the time i finish this line imma hear this on da radio (ludacris) once upon a time in college park where they lived life fast and they scared of dark there was a little nigga by the name of cris nobody paid him any mind no one gave a shit knowin he could rap no one lift a hand so he went about his business and devised a plan made a cd then hit the block 50 thousand sold 7 dollars a pop hold the phone three years later stepped out the swamp with ten and a half gators now all around the world on da microphone he leaves the booth smellin like burberry cologne still ridin the chrome got bitches in the kitchen never home alone and hes on tha grind please let me know if hes on your mind and respect youll gimme ludacris i live loud like timmy had to clear these rumors i gotta head ache and its not a tumor get up on my lap get my head tucked tight sprayed so i never let the bed bugs bite im hard to tha core core to tha rotten you drop down turn around pick a bale of cotton (ya) chorus yo staright up missy killed that shit tonight fo real i know i dont really care bout her being pregnant by micheal jackson you know what we should do we should go get her album when it come out what she goin do what she goin do, shh... hi missy! (missy:) hi missy?! wassup fools! you think i aint knowin yall broke milli vanilli jay jay fan wannabes aint over here gossiping bout me yo how bout you buff these pumas for 20 cents or your lights wont get cut off you soggy breasts cow stomachs yo take them baby gap shirts off too you just mad cause payless ran out of plastic pumps for da after party yo by da way go get my album, DAMN! musi ques i sews on bews i pues a twos on que zat pue zoo my kizzer pous zigga ay zee

Queen-Fat Bottomed Girls

Are you gonna take me home tonight ? Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey! Wooh I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies everytime C'mon Oh won't you take me home tonight ? Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Hey listen here Now I got mortgages on homes I got stiffness in ma' bones Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh but I still get my pleasure Still get my greatest treasure Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me Now get this Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please) Oh down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Get on your bikes and ride Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls Yeah yeah yeah Alright, ride 'em, c'mon Fat bottomed girls - yes yes
Alright! Break me down You got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud Getting fucking laid You want me to stay But I got to make my way Chorus: Hey! You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on (Repeat Chorus) Take it all The paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night payed in full You're so fine It won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks Just to get you face to face (Chorus x2) Get the video Fuck you so good Get the video Fuck you so good Crazy bitch Crazy bitch Crazy... bitch (Chorus) Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back Come on! Baby girl You want it all To be a star you'll have to go down Take it off No need to talk You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me! (Chorus x2) You keep me right on You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me!

Blue October-Hate Me

Hey Justin this is your mother, it is 2:33 on monday afternoon I was just calling to see how you were doin, you sounded really uptight last night it made me a little nervous. I just wanted to make sure that you were really ok and wanted to see if you were checked in on your medications. You know I love ya, see ya, bye bye. I have to block out thoughts of you, so I don't lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you, Will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face And will you never try to reach me, it is I that wanted space (Chorus) Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you. Hate me in ways, yeah ways hard to swallow. Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you. I'm sober now for 3 whole months It's one accomplishment that you helped me with. The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won't touch again. In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate. You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take So I'll drive so fucking far away that I'll never cross your mind And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind (Chorus) Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you. Hate me in ways, yeah ways hard to swallow. Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you. And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave Kicking shadows on the street for every misstake that I have made And like a baby boy I never was a man Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand And then I fell down yelling "Make it go away!" Just make her smile come back and shine just like it used to be And then she whispered "How can you do this to me?" (Chorus) Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you. Hate me in ways, yeah ways hard to swallow. Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you.
To the left, to the left To the left, to the left Mmmm... To the left, to the left Everthing you own in the box to the left In the closet, that's my stuff Yes, if I bought then please don't touch (Don't touch) And keep talkin' that mess thats fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And, it's my name thats on that jag So go move your bags let me call you a cab Standin' in the front yard tellin' me how I'm such a fool Talkin' 'bout, I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted [chorus:] You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you in a minute, Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' Your irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone, call up that chick, And see if shes home Oops, I bet you thought, that I didn't know, What did you think, i was puttin you out for Because you was untrue, rollin' her around in the Car that I bought you Baby drop them keys Hurry up before your taxi leaves Standin' in the front yard tellin' me how I'm such a fool Talkin' 'bout, I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted [chorus:] You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' Your irreplaceable So since I'm not your everything How bout I'll be nothing, nothing at all to you Baby I won't shed a tear for you (I won't shed a tear) I wont lose a wink of sleep (A wink of sleep) 'Cause the truth of the matter is Replacing you is so easy, hey To the left, to the left To the left, to the left Mmmm... To the left, to the left Everything you own in the box to the left To the left, to the left Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' Your irreplaceable [chorus:] You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' (Baby hey yeah) [chorus:] You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute You can pack all your bags we're finished (You must not know 'bout me) 'Cause you made your bed now lay in it (You must not know 'bout me) I could have another you by tomorrow Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' You're irreplaceable?

Pink-Missundaztood

(Pink:) go Damon (Pink:) go Linda (Linda Perry:) Go, Pink! (Pink:) Yeah... Oh! Uh, thats me. I might be the way everybody likes to say I know whatcha thinkin' about me (uh-uh!) There might be a day, you might have a certain way But you don't have my luxeries And it's me, I know, I know my name 'Cause I say it proud Everything I want I always do Looking for the right track Always on the wrong track But are you catching all these tracks That I'm layin' down for you? [Chorus:] There's a song I was listening to up all night There's a voice I am hearin' saying "It's alright" When I'm happy and I'm sad but everything's good It's not that complicated I'm just missundaztood There might be a day everything, it goes my way Can't you think I know I'm super fly? (heh-heh!) I might see a world, in a world inside of you Then I just might say "goodbye" And it's my name, I know I say it loud, 'cause I'm really proud Of all the things I used to do 'Cause it's the wrong track Looking for the right track And are you catching all these tracks That I'm layin' down for you? [Chorus] [2x] Na-na na na-na Yeah yeah yeah (uh..) Looking for the right track Always on the wrong track But are you catching all these tracks That I'm layin' down for you? There's a song I was listenin' to up all night There's a voice I am hearin' saying "It's alright" I was taken for granted but it's all good 'Cause I'll do it again, I'm just missundaztood I said I'll do it again, I'm just missundaztood [3x] Yeah yeah uh uh uh uh Yeah yeah UH! Yeah yeah UH! uh uh UH! uh uh uh UH! (laughs) uh uh uh UH! uh uh bring it back UH! (Damon:) you shootin' an exlax commercial? Pink: what? (laughs) no this ain't damn exlax commercial, this my first SINGLE MAN!

Pink-Family Portrait

Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah... Momma please stop cryin', I can't stand the sound Your pain is painful and it's tearin' me down I hear glasses breakin' as I sit up in my bed I told dad you didn't mean those nasty things you said You fight about money, 'bout me and my brother And this I come home to, this is my shelter It ain't easy growin up in World War III Never knowin' what love could be, you'll see I don't want love to destroy me like it has done my family Can we work it out? (Can we?) can we be a family? (Can we?) I promise I'll be better (I promise), mommy I'll do anything (I'll do anything) Can we work it out? can we be a family? I promise I'll be better, daddy please don't leave Daddy please stop yellin (Stop), I can't stand the sound (Can't stand the sound) Make mama stop cryin, cause I need you around (yeah) My mama she loves you (I know it), no matter what she says it's true I know that she hurts you, but remember I love you, too I ran away today, ran from the noise, ran away (Ran away) Don't wanna go back to that place, but don't have no choice, no way It ain't easy growin up in World War III Never knowin' what love could be, well I've seen I don't want love to destroy me like it did my family Can we work it out? (Can we work it?) can we be a family? (Ohh, noo) I promise I'll be better (I promise I'll do), mommy I'll do anything (Anything to keep you there) Can we work it out? can we be a family? I promise I'll be better (I promise, I promise), daddy please don't leave (Yeah) In our family portrait (In our family portrait), we look pretty happy (We look pretty happy) Let's play pretend, let's act like it comes naturally (Let's play) I don't wanna have to split the holidays I don't want two addresses I don't want a step-brother anyways And I don't want my mom to have to change her last name In our family portrait we look pretty happy (Oh wow...) We look pretty normal, let's go back to that (Yeah...) In our family portrait we look pretty happy Let's play pretend, act like it goes naturally Family portrait, pretty happy (Can we work it out? can we be a family?) pretty normal let's go back to that (I promise I'll be better, mommy I'll do anything) In our family portrait, pretty happy (Can we work it out? can we be a family?) Let's play pretend act and like it comes so naturally (I promise I'll be better, mommy I'll do anything) (Oh let's go back, oh let's go back to that) Family portrait, pretty happy (Can we work it out? can we be a family?) (Remember the days, remember the days) Pretty normal, let's go back to that (I promise I'll be better, mommy I'll do anything) In our family portrait, pretty happy (Can we work it out? can we be a family?) Pretty normal, let's go back to that Daddy don't leave Daddy don't leave Daddy don't leave Turn around please Remember that the night you left you took my shining star? Daddy don't leave Daddy don't leave Daddy don't leave Don't leave us here alone Mom will be nicer I'll be so much better, I'll tell my brother Oh, I won't spill the milk at dinner I'll be so much better, I'll do everything right I'll be your little girl forever I'll go to sleep at night

Pink-Stupid Girls

(Uhhuh, uhhuh) Stupid girl (woo) Stupid girls Stupid girls Maybe if I act like that That guy will call me back Porno paparazzi girls (yeah) I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uhhuh) Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there Laughing loud so all the little people stare Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (Drop a name) What happened to the dream of a girl president She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? Oh where, oh where could they be? (Yeah, yeah. yeah) Maybe if I act like that (woo), that guy will call me back (uh-huh, uh-huh) What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Maby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (yeah) Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh) (Break it down now) Disease's growing, it's epidemic I'm scared that there ain't a cure The world believes it and I'm going crazy I can not take any more I'm so glad that I'll never fit in That will never be me Outcasts and girls with ambition That's what I wanna see (c'mon) Disasters all around (Disasters all around) World despaired (World despaired) Their only concern Will they fuck up my hair Maby if I act like that (yeah, yes), that guy will call me back (woo) What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Maby if I act like that (uh-huh, uh-huh, do ya thing), flipping my blonde hair back (do ya thing) Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl (yeah, yeah, uh) (Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya, huh) (I like this, like this, like this) Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! (Maybe if I act) Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (Maybe if I act) Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! (girl girl girl) Maybe if I act like that (Maybe if I act like that) That guy will call me back (That guy will call me back) Porno paparazzi girls (Porno paparazzi girls)) I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Stupid girl) Maybe if I act like that (Maybe if I act like that) Flippin my blonde hair back (Flipping my blonde hair back) Push up my bra like that (Push up my bra like that) I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Stupid girl) Maybe if I act like that (Stupid girl) Flipping my blonde hair back (Stupid girl) Push up my bra like that (Stupid girl) Stupid girl Stupid girl (Stupid girl) Stupid girl (Stupid girl) Stupid girl (Stupid girl)

Pink-U+Ur Hand

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Check it out Going out On the late night Looking tight Feeling nice It's a crack fight I can tell I just know That it's going down Tonight At the door we don't wait cause we know them At the bar six shots just beginning That's when dick head put his hands on me But you see [chorus:] I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life 'Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Midnight I'm drunk I don't give a fuck Wanna dance by myself Guess you're outta luck Don't touch back up I'm not the one Buh-bye Listen up it's just not happening You can say what you want to your boyfriends Just let me have my fun tonight Aiight [chorus:] I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life 'Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Break break Break it down In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see So quit spilling your drinks on me, yeah You know who you are High fivin, talkin shit, but you're going home alone aren't cha? [chorus:] Cause I'm not here for your entertainment (No) You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second (Just stop and take a second) I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over (Know it's over) Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight (It's just you and your hand) [chorus:] I'm not here for your entertainment (No no no) You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second (Just take a second) I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Yeah oh
Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: "What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense ohhhh Well in fact well i'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne! Oh! Well in fact well i'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne! I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Again I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Again
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